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post #1 of 13 Old 07-07-2008, 11:22 AM Thread Starter
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blondie learned something new!

Ok... I have to share...

So... this weekend one of the geldings was tied to the trailer while it's rider braided his mane... Anyway, his winger-wanger was hanging out... and he kept slapping his belly with it and me, being the dingbat that I am...Pointed to everyone and said... "Look how smart Reggie is! He's using his thing to swat flies!"... I was met with silence... I geuss they were trying to figure out if I was kidding or not... One of the girls said... "no moron, he's not swatting flies... He's masterbating."

.... I had no idea....
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post #2 of 13 Old 07-07-2008, 12:50 PM
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HAHAHA.. wait...hahahahahahha whew....hahahhaha :)

ok..ok..dang it! that was too funny! :P

Sounds totally like something I woulda said! I didn't know either!

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post #3 of 13 Old 07-07-2008, 01:32 PM
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LOL that's too funny!! Good one!

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I saw Gem do that a few days ago... I didn't say anything out loud (it was pulsating.. maybe because a new mare came onto the property?) , but maybe he was trying to swat a fly on his belly
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post #5 of 13 Old 07-07-2008, 01:51 PM
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LOL hahahahahaahahahahahha

Thats was sooooooo funnny farmpony def made me laugh again! :)

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post #6 of 13 Old 07-07-2008, 02:25 PM
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bwahahaha! [snort!] bwahahaha!

Thanks farmpony - I needed that!

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post #7 of 13 Old 07-07-2008, 03:14 PM
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:roll: That made me laugh out loud.
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post #8 of 13 Old 07-07-2008, 04:19 PM
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post #9 of 13 Old 07-07-2008, 04:57 PM
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thats hilarious i wouldnt know either i would of said the same thing lol :P

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