So... this weekend one of the geldings was tied to the trailer while it's rider braided his mane... Anyway, his winger-wanger was hanging out... and he kept slapping his belly with it and me, being the dingbat that I am...Pointed to everyone and said... "Look how smart Reggie is! He's using his thing to swat flies!"... I was met with silence... I geuss they were trying to figure out if I was kidding or not... One of the girls said... "no moron, he's not swatting flies... He's masterbating."