Well now I feel bad. After all those years of training my horses to sidepass, half pass, leg yield, pivot, turn on the forehand, roll back, 20 meter circle, counter canter, jog, extended trot, collected lope, two-track, and collect on a loose rein, all I have is a ridden horse. Guess all you Dressage people don't have performance horses either. :P
This is just silly. I'm out of here.