Not to be funny, but are there any mares near you? My neighbors horses stay "90 degrees out" when the mares are around!
Also, the Excalibur is designed ONLY for the outside of the penis. I have this vision in my head about the "Cave" area....hhhmmmm. Make sure ALL soap is off or it will become irritated!! Think of us as humans and how itchy and irritated we get when we can't get all the soap out of our hair, underarms, etc. Well, think of your poor baby's privates! YIKES!