A woman calls my husband, a DVM, at 2AM.
Said she was concerned that her Dochand had, She hesitated..... well the dog had eaten a condom.
My husband said that the dog would most likely be fine, and that if she is still concerned she can bring the dog to the clinic in the Am.
She still is waffling.... .she said that the condom was used.
My husband said that was still no problem and the dog should pass the latex item.
She still is having problems with the question..... my husband is beginning to loose a bit of patience at 2 am, and I hearing one side of the story, I am too.
Well,..... she finally said, the dog ate ....5 used condoms, So hubby said, go ahead and bring the dog in to the clinic and he will meet her there in about 20 min.
I said to hubby, Are you really going in? He said, yes with such a small dog, ingesting 5 condoms might be a problem, and he REALLY wants to meet this girl.
I said, are you kidding me, 5 CONDOMS, hell I am going to the clinic with you, I REALLY WANT TO MEET THAT GUY!
Just a little humor in a not so humorous thread. The dog was fine.
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