Thank you for doing the things you didn't do Sereno.
I didn't do something myself tonight on a much smaller scale. Kids here sag their parents to below their butt cheeks. I didn't pinch the new kid HARD so he almost jumped into next week. But if I had of done that, his pants might have been sagging for the past 8 hours, which they have not. :)
Nothing like a grey haired old lady pinching asses to get those pants up, so I hear.