These are the best ones from the Alabama one lol
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited..(why would you bother?)
You may not drive barefooted.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. lol
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Send Prayers For Ted the Spider!
life without horses & chocolate just wouldn't be worth living!
RIP Maya 2001-May 2009
Last edited by Cremello; 07-30-2009 at 11:14 AM.