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post #1 of 57 Old 07-29-2009, 10:50 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Funny Weird laws!

I found these on the internet doing a random search of 'weird laws'. I was really bored. Haha. There are some crazy ones out there!! If anyone else has any weird laws that they can find, horse related or not, you should post them!


- It's illegal in Marion, South Carolina, to tickle a female under her chin
with a feather duster to get her attention while she's riding a horse.

- In New York City, it is illegal to open or close an umbrella in the presence of a horse.

- It is illegal to fish from horseback in Washington D.C, Colorado, and Utah.

- Tennessee prohibits riders from lassoing fish.

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post #2 of 57 Old 07-29-2009, 11:11 PM
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lol funny I needed a good laugh those are hilarious

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post #3 of 57 Old 07-30-2009, 12:48 AM
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Apparently here in Oregon there is still a law where woman are not allowed to ride without a corset when they are over 140lbs or something o.O
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Hahaha I love that you can't lasso fish. That made me laugh
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post #5 of 57 Old 07-30-2009, 01:36 AM Thread Starter
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In South Africa

- A license is required to purchase a television set.


In Canada

- You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
- Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
- When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.


In Germany

- It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.


In California

- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
- Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
- Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool
- One may not bring their dog to school.


In Mississippi

- A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.
- Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
- It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.



I found all these on Dumb Laws in Alabama. Crazy Alabama Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws!

There are SO many stupid ones! haha

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post #6 of 57 Old 07-30-2009, 10:11 AM
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These are the best ones from the Alabama one lol


Bear wrestling matches are prohibited..(why would you bother?)
You may not drive barefooted.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. lol
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

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post #7 of 57 Old 07-30-2009, 10:14 AM Thread Starter
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hahaha!! I dont know anyone who would even do some of those! lol

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post #8 of 57 Old 07-30-2009, 11:34 AM
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You may not drive barefooted.
I do that all the time >.<
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In Cobourg, Ontario if you have a water trough in your front yard, it must be filled by 5:00am
  1. In Guelph, Ontario, the city is classified as a no pee zone!
British Columbia it is illegal to kill a Sasquatch or Bigfoot if one is ever found.


In Alberta a released convict is entitled to a gun and a horse to ride out of town on.

All bicycle riders must signal with the arm before making a turn, and a bicycle rider must keep both hands on the handlebars at all times” ( Edmonton. )…


It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands (Saskatoon. )

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post #10 of 57 Old 07-30-2009, 02:04 PM Thread Starter
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^ hahaahha wowwwww.

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