07-31-2009, 04:39 PM
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In Dubuque, IA - Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
(None of them do! It's not a well-enforced law. XD )
In Fort Madison, IA - The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
In Marshalltown, IA - Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
In Illinois - You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
Still in Illinois - The English language is not to be spoken. 0_o
Champaign, IL - One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.
Chicago, IL - Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
Chicago, IL - It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. (Watch them protest that law!)
Des Plains, IL - Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
Evanston, IL - It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
Wisconsin - As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
- State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
La Crosse, WI - It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).
- You cannot “worry" a squirrel.
Milwaukee, WI - An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.