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post #21 of 57 Old 08-01-2009, 12:52 PM
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Its actually illegal in several states to drive barefoot, apparently it is a safety hazard.

Some of those are really silly. I have yet to see an alligator roaming the streets of michigan either.
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post #22 of 57 Old 08-01-2009, 01:00 PM
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I close my umbrella near my horse all the time o.O

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post #23 of 57 Old 08-01-2009, 02:15 PM
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In North Carolina:
It’s against the law to sing off key.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold.
Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.
Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed.
(haha apparently they had issues with people drinking at bingo games lasting more than 5 hours!)
By city:
Barber:
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
Charlotte:
Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
Forest City:
You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile.
Rocky Mount:
It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.
Southern Shores:
It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.
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post #24 of 57 Old 08-01-2009, 09:37 PM
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"Champaign, IL - One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth."
LOL

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In Canada

- You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
- Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
- When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
The second one doesn't seem like it could be true to me...

As for the 50 cent thing.. I think its you can't pay for anything OVER 50 cents with just pennies, and who would? Its silly!
When I was a cashier I once had a child pay for a $64 purchase in quarters though.. I was very very angry but at the time didn't know I could say no... My boss told me later not to let that happen again....



Did you know in Oregan its illegal to pump your own gas? Very odd. I loved driving through there on my roadtrip to Cali though. Hahaha didn't even have to tip the guy, cause its law!!! Awesome.

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post #25 of 57 Old 08-02-2009, 02:57 PM Thread Starter
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hahah! You guys are finding some really funny ones!

When God Made Horses, He Painted The Good Ones.
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post #26 of 57 Old 08-02-2009, 06:50 PM
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I found these on the internet doing a random search of 'weird laws'. I was really bored. Haha. There are some crazy ones out there!! If anyone else has any weird laws that they can find, horse related or not, you should post them!


- Tennessee prohibits riders from lassoing fish.
That's too bad, as it would be the only way I'd be interested in fishing! :)
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post #27 of 57 Old 08-02-2009, 06:52 PM Thread Starter
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hahaha!

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post #28 of 57 Old 08-04-2009, 12:57 PM Thread Starter
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These arent really laws, more like funny facts..hahaa


All I need to know in life I learned from my horse?
When in doubt, run far, far away.
You can never have too many treats.
Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work.
Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still.
Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
Eat plenty of roughage.
Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
In times of crisis, take a poop.
Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
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post #29 of 57 Old 08-05-2009, 02:25 PM
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In minnesota it is illegal to sleep naked...

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post #30 of 57 Old 08-05-2009, 10:16 PM Thread Starter
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HAHAHAHA! How funny!

When God Made Horses, He Painted The Good Ones.
"All I pay my psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay, and he'll listen to me any day."
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