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        08-26-2009, 04:15 PM
    Green Broke
    I know right!! Now what am I going to do?!
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        08-26-2009, 09:02 PM
    I don't know if these have been said already but
    In georgia...
    Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
    No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
    You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
    IN Acworth Georgia all citizens must own a rake.
    In Athens-Clarke County it is illegal for a 16 year old to play pinball after 11 P.M and to make disturbing noises at a fair.
    In columbus Georgia you Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
    In gainsville you must eat chicken with your hands
    In Jonesburo you can't say "Oh, boy"
        08-26-2009, 11:46 PM
    Green Broke
    Haha no I don't think those ones were said yet! Lol
        08-27-2009, 03:33 PM
    Ah man, this thread was a great read! Hahahahaha!!
        08-27-2009, 10:12 PM
    Originally Posted by Jillyann    
    These arent really laws, more like funny facts..hahaa

    All I need to know in life I learned from my horse?
    When in doubt, run far, far away.
    You can never have too many treats.
    Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
    New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
    Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work.
    Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
    Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still.
    Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
    Eat plenty of roughage.
    Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
    When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
    In times of crisis, take a poop.
    Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
    Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
    A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
    Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
    That is the funniest thing ever and totally true! My fiance, who is just getting used to horses, thought it was funny! It is so going on my fridge door =] Here are some strange laws from Oklahoma:
    1. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. (shhhh! Don't tell the cops!)
    2. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
    3. Whaling is illegal. (I KNEW we had whales in the lake! Haha)
    4. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
    5. Tattoos are banned. (Repealed, Effective 11/1/2006. Tattoos are now legal in Oklahoma!)

    City Laws

    If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

    1. Mules may not drink from bird baths

    1. It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
        08-27-2009, 10:52 PM

    Originally Posted by Jillyann    
    I found these on the internet doing a random search of 'weird laws'. I was really bored. Haha. There are some crazy ones out there!! If anyone else has any weird laws that they can find, horse related or not, you should post them!

    - It's illegal in Marion, South Carolina, to tickle a female under her chin
    with a feather duster to get her attention while she's riding a horse.

    - In New York City, it is illegal to open or close an umbrella in the presence of a horse.

    - It is illegal to fish from horseback in Washington D.C, Colorado, and Utah.

    - Tennessee prohibits riders from lassoing fish.
    Those are some strange laws! They put a smile on my face. Where do people come up with these laws.
        08-28-2009, 09:57 AM
    Yeah, I just wonder what people were thinking, most of them are really, really old, and people didn't have the technology we do now back in the early 1900's. So people had to decide things for themselves. Of course, Oklahoma has no natural lakes, all of them have been man-made, so you would think someone would know what was in them! Haha. =]

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