"Catchphrases"

exactly!!!!

my jumping instructer always says if you need you use your whip and your not "whats that in your hand a bowl of goldfish or a block of flats" lol he says it funny though :)

I always yell at my cousin when jumping - She rides my pony and if you don't have confidence and ride aggresively he will stop. When he does, you have to get mad at him to get him over.

"GET MAD! YELL AT HIM! GROWL AT HIM!"

And a funny one my dad says - Not horse related:

"where did you get your license? A cornflakes box?!?!"

"use that crop or i'll use it on you!"

ooh, megen. "THERE WILL BE NO SLOUCHING IN MY RING! WHO DO YOU NORMALLY RIDE WITH? I NEED TO GIVE THEM A TALKING TO.."
"THAT IS MY PONY. AND IT IS NOT HIS FAULT. AND IF YOU BLAME MY PONY, I WON'T LET YOU RIDE MY PONY."
"He's 17. And he acts like he's two. He's a freak. And If you were a horse, you'd be just like him."

When I am 2 point and not sticking my butt out enough, my trainer says I cant see you peeing in the woods over there! Hehe.