I have one funny fall that I can remember: a long time ago, I was riding my friend's 17hh TB cross, and I was just cantering around on a loose rein, not really paying attention to much of anything, and we went around a jump and the horse went one way and I went the other! I just toppled off for no real reason. It was hilarious.
The worst one I ever had was because of my old horse, Jack, he bucked me off almost every time I rode him. Once, he bucked me off at a show, and on the way down I somehow got twisted up underneath him, and he trampled over me and galloped out of the ring. I wasn't hurt, but the paramedics thought he had kicked me in the head so they were yelling at me to stay still, and my dad came running up with his face all white- but all i wanted to know was "did anyone catch my stupid horse?" lol!
No whisper of lover, no trilling of bird, can stir me as hooves of horses have stirred.
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