Yay I know EXACTLY what to be for Halloween now!
A well endowed, impractically dressed, but irresistible (cough cough, ridiculous, cough) looking equestrian.
Wait you mean we arent supposed to ride in super pushup bras and high heels?? ;) This just fuels the creeps who think riding horses is erotic or otherwise inapropriate. Lord, just when I thought riding horses was safe from the general population. What real equestrian would dress up as the "equestrienne" we all look at that and go mmmm nope that's completely wrong. I'm pretty sure no REAL rider would be caught dead in it.
LOL that is hilarious. I just got some english riding tights. I look like a total idiot in them and a fluffy one at that. No half chaps - just my Justin gypsy boots - and a tee shirt and my Kool Vest....so my riding get up for training rides is way scarier than that!!!