I have been looking on craigslist for horses stuff that I might be able to use, and I came across this ad. Why are his legs up so far? Bay Gelding**trail horse**family horse
Someone probably said... "Hey dad! Get on this horse so I can take a picture"... and he said, "I ain't gettin' on no darn horse. I got work to do" and mama said "Get on the horse old man!" and he said... "@#$% women."
He's probably used to his overstuffed armchair and thinks that if he could just get his feet forward a few more inches, he could make contact with the ottoman hanging from the horse's chest.