I was scribing at a dressage show once and this lady came in on a Tennessee Walker. Nice looking horse, nice looking rider, cute pair over all. I think it was an intro class. Anyway, so they're walking around and then they go to trot. But it started gaiting. Listening to how the judge reacted made me lose my cool and start chuckling a little. So she rings the bell and calls the rider over and asks why she isn't trotting. The judge told her that she wasn't doing the correct movement and that she could finish the test but she won't mark it unless she trots. The lady starts arguing with the judge, got mad and left. The judge just shook her head.
"You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories." ~Colin Mochrie