LOL. Shame, I feel sorry for you all. Mine was not that embarassing, and there was also a reason behind it.
Last Saterday, my horse Night Heat had her first show. As I tried to warm her up, she just started to go all crazy, doing loops and stopping at the far side of the arena and refusing to go forward. When I got into the show jumping arena, she stop right by the starting line, and stood staring while I kicked like an idiot. Eventually she went forward and jumped okay, but the the third jump she refused again, and I had to use my crop on her to get her forward.
Later on I found out she had hurt her back the previous day, so I don't blame her.
*~ THE HORSE STOPPED WITH A JERK, AND THE JERK FELL OFF -- Jim Culleton ~*