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post #11 of 30 Old 07-17-2014, 08:45 PM
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I had a student whose horse was named "Stark Naked". It was fun to hear the announcer call.....here is ___ ____ riding Stark Naked!! I loved seeing people's heads whip around.
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post #12 of 30 Old 07-18-2014, 12:50 PM
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Best one I have heard: "Slow Down!"
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post #13 of 30 Old 07-18-2014, 02:57 PM
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Well, this isn't an official name, but in my last show, the announcer mis-read my horse's name. Instead of saying "Barnabus," she called out "Banana-bus"! I rode the whole jump course giggling like a loon!

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post #14 of 30 Old 07-20-2014, 05:01 AM
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Oh! I forgot to mention! I went to the races when I was about 6 and there was a horse there called 'Im So Confused'
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post #16 of 30 Old 08-08-2014, 11:56 AM
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My girlfriend had a jumper she named "Thyme" and another she named "Foot".

So she was announced as "Jane Doe on Thyme" or "Jane Doe on Foot".

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post #17 of 30 Old 08-08-2014, 06:23 PM
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I once watched a racehorse go whose name was "We Taught Ed". Not that funny when said slowly while enunciating. Now try saying it like a race announcer would... Quickly and strung together...

Hilarious.
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post #18 of 30 Old 08-08-2014, 07:39 PM
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I have a friend who had an Arab named Buck Naked...

"Now entering the ride...Sally...riding Buck Naked!
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post #19 of 30 Old 08-08-2014, 07:40 PM
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I had a student whose horse was named "Stark Naked". It was fun to hear the announcer call.....here is ___ ____ riding Stark Naked!! I loved seeing people's heads whip around.

I didn't see that one before I posted mine about Buck Naked!

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post #20 of 30 Old 08-08-2014, 07:46 PM
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The best one I've heard is "Second Mortgage". It was for a little grey pony.
You gotta love horse people with good wit.

I wish I could contribute an awesome name but alas, I haven't been to a horse show since adolescence.

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