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post #1 of 176 Old 06-24-2010, 06:55 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Worst Show/Registerd name you have ever heard

Okay, so I was inspired by equiniphile's thread as it made me think of some of the horrible names I've heard but didn't want to take over her thread so here we go.....What are the worst show names or registered names you have ever heard of...

This first one will always stand out in my head as it is the poor horses actual name...he was a little Appy at my stable back in the late 80's early 90's and his registered name is...

Panty Raider (yes look him up on ABP, you'll find him)

Some others I didn't like were

Oodles of Noodles (huh, how is THAT a horse name?)
Gummy Bear
Courvoisier (only because announcers had issues pronouncing it)
and Rabbit Stompin Fool (always made me think of a horse crushing cute little bunnies to death)
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post #2 of 176 Old 06-24-2010, 07:46 PM
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Before our local track closed down, we had a racehorse named Thong. I will always remember when the announcer said, "And Thong's coming up from the back!" I wish I could remember more... I love bad horse names...
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These were all owned by me, previously......I have NO idea how the people who named them came up with these......just like 2 words put together out of thin air.

Hickory Blake (reg)
Mids Missie (reg)
Rippling Jiggs (Reg, JC)

dumb just dumb. But the horses were great, despite it.

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Umm there was:
The Prince (kind of plain to me)

Thats all I remember. :/
Good ones I liked were:
Show n' Tell
How do you like them Apples

I like this thread :P
Just thought I'd let you know.

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This is the only one I never really got out of all the horses I've owned.

Cool Fur (reg, JC) How do you get Cool Fur out of Tridell and Proud Knight? lol

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post #6 of 176 Old 06-24-2010, 09:08 PM
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Hoof Hearted.
(when you say it weird it sounds like Who Farted)

i must say, this is by far the worst.
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post #7 of 176 Old 06-24-2010, 09:23 PM
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One story I've heard retold numerous times is about a Quarter Horse named.............
Sofa King Slow. Yeahhhh

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post #8 of 176 Old 06-24-2010, 09:28 PM Thread Starter
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oh man, some of those are baaaaaad. I like the one that sounds like Who Farted ha ha.
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post #9 of 176 Old 06-24-2010, 09:42 PM
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I can remember while working at the track, there was a TB named "Stupid" and the other one was "Weed"... who picks names like that... lol
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post #10 of 176 Old 06-24-2010, 09:45 PM
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LOL!!! I've heard of some strange racehorse names like Goat Cheese and Llama Lover. I heard of a hunter named Maple Stirrup too lol!!!

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