Originally Posted by DSJ46
Now see, Lonestar, what I am going to have to do... A horserace call with those three horses... "And coming into the far turn, it's Topless out in front and Preacher looking over her shoulder...Glue is stuck in third and getting squeezed to the outside. Topless is bouncing around a little now...Preacher stays right at her shoulder and refuses to go on... Glue ozzes forward... Topless is bouncing like crazy now...Preacher is running like the devil to keep up...and now in the stretch all three seem to lug in as Glue is all over the track... Glue is running everywhere... Preacher has gone all to hell...and it's Topless breaking loose! Bouncing big and bold for home! And all the Topless fans go wild as she crosses the finish!..."
LMAO! I'm going to have to email her this. Bahahahaha