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    10-20-2009, 07:48 PM
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Foal
Everything I know I learned from my horse!

ALL I NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY HORSE
When in doubt, run far, far away.
You can never have too many treats.
Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
Ignore "cues" . . . They're just a prompt to do more work.
Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
Heaven is eating for at least 10 hours a day, and then sleeping the rest.
Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
Follow the herd. . . . That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
     
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    10-20-2009, 08:20 PM
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Yearling
Lol ! I love it
     
    10-21-2009, 12:00 AM
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Started
LOL..good one!
     
    10-21-2009, 12:41 AM
  #4
Yearling
That is great : )
     

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