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post #1 of 4 Old 10-20-2009, 06:48 PM Thread Starter
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Everything I know I learned from my horse!

When in doubt, run far, far away.
You can never have too many treats.
Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
Ignore "cues" . . . they're just a prompt to do more work.
Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
Heaven is eating for at least 10 hours a day, and then sleeping the rest.
Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
Follow the herd. . . . that way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
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post #2 of 4 Old 10-20-2009, 07:20 PM
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lol ! i love it
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post #3 of 4 Old 10-20-2009, 11:00 PM
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LOL..good one!

"Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion. It seizes a person whole and, once it has done so, he will have to accept that his life will be radically changed." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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post #4 of 4 Old 10-20-2009, 11:41 PM
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That is great : )

Horses and children, I often think, have a lot of the good sense there is in the world.
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