Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: The woods in the mountains of Appalachia
I got one my mom told me. When she started riding her mare Magic around more, we lived across from a popular lake for fishing. Well my mom was riding back towards home after a good long ride. Well good old Magic let out one heck of a loud fart, and it echoed around the lake. My mom could hear the fisherman snickering and giggling, so she hollers 'excuse me'. OMG she was so embarrassed, she also couldn't stop laughing. One of her best memories with her beloved mare of 24 years.
I got another one too, and of course good old Magic is involved too. Well, my mom decided to ride in the local parade that year, i had my gelding Rowdy, and of course her on Magic. Well you know how people throw candy to little kids. Yeah, so we're riding down the road in the parade, and Magic of course just had to stop and pee, right in front of a bunch of kids, and a whole lot of candy!! She even grunted and farted when she was finished, i swear she must have relieved about 5 gallon of urine on the road. Meanwhile Rowdy and i are still walking along, and i'm laughing so hard i almost fell off. And i hear my mom giggling and saying sorry to the kids. It was an epic moment....
~Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, Love leaves a memory no one can steal.~
Last edited by Elizabeth Bowers; 02-16-2013 at 08:38 PM.