I once came across a poem, which read something like:
I just depair,
Said my Chestnut Mare,
When I hear the accusation.
That I'm raving mad,
Or just plain bad.
It's a total fabrication!
Anyway - I just can't remember the rest. I've tried to google it and no luck. Anyone heard of it?
(I may just have to have to have a stab of making the rest up myself!)
I want it to go on Lucy's stable as she lives up to all the stereotypes.