Horse .. joke? comic? I dont know
I wrote this the other day in my head..
6:13 a.m.- all is peaceful in barn. Horse asleep; paws scurrying overhead in the hay-lot.
6:14 a.m.- Horse still asleep; cat walks by with mouse in mouth
6:15 a.m.- Horse jolts awake and sticks head out stall door
6:16 a.m.- Horse whinnies and stomps hoof
6:17 a.m.- Horse whinnies more urgently and picks up grain bucket
6:18 a.m.- Horse kicks at the stall door, which comes off hinges and falls down. Horse walks out of stall to house.
6:19 a.m.- Horse stands by house and winnies
6:20 a.m.- Owner walks out of house and sees horse. Horse gives owner evil eye. Owner says, "Jeese, I was only 5 minutes late!!"
“Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.” - Unknown