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    02-23-2012, 12:45 AM
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Horse .. joke? comic? I dont know

I wrote this the other day in my head..


6:13 a.m.- all is peaceful in barn. Horse asleep; paws scurrying overhead in the hay-lot.

6:14 a.m.- Horse still asleep; cat walks by with mouse in mouth

6:15 a.m.- Horse jolts awake and sticks head out stall door

6:16 a.m.- Horse whinnies and stomps hoof

6:17 a.m.- Horse whinnies more urgently and picks up grain bucket

6:18 a.m.- Horse kicks at the stall door, which comes off hinges and falls down. Horse walks out of stall to house.

6:19 a.m.- Horse stands by house and winnies

6:20 a.m.- Owner walks out of house and sees horse. Horse gives owner evil eye. Owner says, "Jeese, I was only 5 minutes late!!"
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    02-23-2012, 12:47 AM
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