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    09-05-2007, 09:09 AM
  #1
Foal
horse people relate to this list

Only Horse People:


Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.

Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or
Neon yellow.

Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.

Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.

Are banned from Laundromats.

Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.

Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing
Horse.

Have a language all their own ("If he pops his shoulder, I have to
Close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".)

Will end relationships over their horses.

Cluck to their cars to help them up hills.

Insure their horses for more than their cars.

Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.

Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own.

Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.

Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush.

Have less wardrobe than their horse.

Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
     
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    09-06-2007, 04:29 AM
  #2
Started
Lol......all of the above I can telate too
     
    09-06-2007, 11:39 PM
  #3
Yearling
LOL that's cool!
     
    10-19-2007, 09:18 PM
  #4
Foal
Lol! All of it, it's definitely me. Lol (well cept the driving part, hehe, I don't drive yet)
     
    01-15-2008, 06:19 PM
  #5
Foal
This is good. Can relate to these and it made me giggle. Thanks for the upbeat side of life. That is what life is about. We all need humor to survive the day!
     
    01-15-2008, 06:32 PM
  #6
Green Broke
Lol that's hilarious! Whats even more funny is I've been clicking and such at my friends baby thinking she will understand
     
    01-16-2008, 07:35 PM
  #7
Foal
LAWL XD that's nice
     
    02-06-2008, 12:59 PM
  #8
Trained
That was awesome! I can relate to almost all of those
     
    03-15-2008, 04:10 PM
  #9
Weanling
Thats soooooo true ha ha ha
     
    03-15-2008, 04:29 PM
  #10
Showing
I sometimes catch myself clucking at the dog to make her move...
     

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