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post #1 of 14 Old 09-05-2007, 09:09 AM Thread Starter
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horse people relate to this list

Only Horse People:

Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.

Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or
neon yellow.

Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.

Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.

Are banned from Laundromats.

Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.

Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing

Have a language all their own ("If he pops his shoulder, I have to
close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".)

Will end relationships over their horses.

Cluck to their cars to help them up hills.

Insure their horses for more than their cars.

Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.

Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own.

Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.

Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush.

Have less wardrobe than their horse.

Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
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post #2 of 14 Old 09-06-2007, 04:29 AM
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lol......all of the above i can telate too

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post #3 of 14 Old 09-06-2007, 11:39 PM
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LOL thats cool!

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post #4 of 14 Old 10-19-2007, 09:18 PM
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lol! All of it, it's definatly me. lol (well cept the driving part, hehe, I don't drive yet)

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post #5 of 14 Old 01-15-2008, 06:19 PM
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This is good. Can relate to these and it made me giggle. Thanks for the upbeat side of life. That is what life is about. We all need humor to survive the day!
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post #6 of 14 Old 01-15-2008, 06:32 PM
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lol that's hilarious! whats even more funny is ive been clicking and such at my friends baby thinking she will understand
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post #7 of 14 Old 01-16-2008, 07:35 PM
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LAWL XD thats nice
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post #8 of 14 Old 02-06-2008, 12:59 PM
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that was awesome! I can relate to almost all of those
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post #9 of 14 Old 03-15-2008, 04:10 PM
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thats soooooo true ha ha ha

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It is the one thing that keeps me from being just a girl
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post #10 of 14 Old 03-15-2008, 04:29 PM
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I sometimes catch myself clucking at the dog to make her move...

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