Those devilish Shetlands!

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Those devilish Shetlands!

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        11-07-2012, 02:20 AM
    Wink Those devilish Shetlands!

    Here is a poem I wrote a few years ago. It's titled,

    "A Pony's Manifesto"

    I'll take a treat
    My heart's delight
    But try to ride me
    And I will bite!

    You may groom me
    Yes, that's OK
    But that saddle had better
    Off my back stay!

    A brush feels so good
    Through my long mane
    But one foot in the stirrup
    And you'll be in pain.

    No bit in my mouth
    No bridle on my head
    Unless you have a wish
    To end up dead.

    I've got teeth, I've got hooves
    And an attitude to boot
    So riding me is just
    An idea that's moot!

    Tie my pretty tail
    With a bow of fine lace
    Then prepare yourself for
    A kick in the face!

    I'm the boss here
    Isn't that neat?
    Now come a little closer
    So I can step on your feet.

    I'm fuzzy, I'm cute
    Like a fluffy little cloud
    But I've got a temperament
    That'd make the devil proud!

    So pamper me, pet me
    Brush me please-
    Just stay off my back
    Or I'll drop to my knees!

    We can get along
    We'll do just fine
    As long as you remember
    Not your happiness, but mine.

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        11-07-2012, 02:32 AM
    Yup sums it all up,,:)
    Rode a shetland named Nasty!
        11-07-2012, 02:46 AM
    I loved my cousin's Shetland pony when we were kids. I couldn't wait to go and ride her. On the other hand, I think she scared the crap out of them and she knew it. Sort of Jeckyl and Hyde personality.

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