Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Desert from Hell, CA.
That is the cutest pig ever! =) The naughty only makes him cuter lol.
I think the first man that decided to eat a bird embryo was thinking "Ugh....HUNGRY! I wonder if this is edible....maybe it tastes better with FIRE!" lol
So on the topic of naughty animals, right now I'm thinking of killing Witch, making her into burgers and using her skin for coats.
I go to ride her tonight, and she's even worse than last week. She's tossing her head, half the time refusing to back up, TROTTING when I don't ask for the trot (really didn't, trust me), and at the walk, pulling at the bit and trying to bring herself over to my husband. Oh, and pretending that she doesn't know how to "Whoa"...I loved that one.
So after the zillionth time of her trying to force her way over to my husband, I ask him "FINE do you want to ride?!"...now he's had exactly one lesson. And do you know, though it's clear she doesn't like going slow, she only tried to trot on him ONCE, and if she tried slightly veering towards me in the arena, he barely had to do anything to redirect her. =/ She's all lovey dovey towards him. Reminds me of his Kat...she will meow and roll for me, and purr, and when I get close enough, sometimes she will just bite me really hard and run away. Witch is the same way. After he rode her, I got back on, and she was worse, I kid you not! Tried a CANTER, straight towards the mounting block and stopped.
I know I'm taking lessons, but I may also send her away for a tune up so to speak. Hubby is somewhat pleased that she likes him so much, which makes me even MADDER because though he wants to learn to ride, HE DOESN'T EVEN GENERALLY LIKE HORSES!!!! =/
EVIL WITCH!!!!!!!!! I'd rather ride Mama Pony at this rate! At least I know she'd be trying to get rid of me out of fear, not out of spite lol
Originally Posted by Jareth, the Goblin King
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RIP Pumpkin: 2012-8/26/13