My writing is in parenthisis: His words are in reg. print.
Hi, my name is: Sir Handsome (It's Sunny, but I'd probably pick a more appropriate name like, Sir Poop-a-lot) HAY!! (Just kidding--relax)
But you can call me: Mr. Not-worthy-of-your-presence (Hmm..More like 'Brat') <---That was harsh! (But you know it's true!) *grumble*
My gender is: Oh, definetely a stallion.... (Ha ha, NOT) Wait, what? (Dude, you're a GELDING. Get it into your head..) *sob* What is that anyway? (Don't worry about it, love)
And I am this old: 2 (Liar! Sunny is 9)
I am the prettiest/handsomest horse in the barn because I am this color: Bay and white with a touch of black (He could be an interior decorator!)
When my owner is not looking, I like to do this: Try to kick the door open and sneak out of the barn (You DO, do you?) Oh, did you hear that??
When my owner is riding me in an arena, I usually do this: Try to be as uncomfortable as possible so she will get OFF me! (I always wondered.. Bad horse!)
When I was a baby I was the same color as I am now: True, I think.
I do great in the show ring: Oh, you know me. I'm just a big perfect, handsome stud! (Haha, *snicker*) <--That was mean! (Well, if you were oh so 'perfect', then why don't you gait better!!) Because my back is sore, remember? (Chiropractor will be out soon)
In the pasture I spend the majority of my time: Putting horses back 'in their place'. (He thinks he does) <--Well, they run, don't they?!
When my owner is saddling me, I: Just stand there (That's a boy)
If you were to walk by my stall, I would probably: Try to bite you. My favorite food is skin, muahaha!! (That's disturbing) Mmm..Maybe apples are better..
If I was in the arena and someone slammed a door nearby, I would: Not even blink. (That's a boy)
If I am near a horse I don't like, I will: Give them nasty looks, and if need be, kick. (*sigh* Unfortunately..) Well, I warned him..
My owner lets other riders ride me: She won't let anybody else on me unless she is absolutely forced to. (He he.. You're MINE!)
I am good in trailers: Yes (Although he gets his foot stuck in the haybag sometimes) But I just stand there like a good boy!! (Never said you didn't. Sunny) Mmm..That's better.
If my owner rode me bareback, I would do this: Do most anything, but if I have to jump I'm gonna know her block off! (Hey, that's not nice!) Well, I TOLD you I didn't like it!!
If I were in a show, I would be entered in this class: Western Pleasure, WT, WTC, Halter.
I have no problem with these people: Anybody who feeds me :) (I second that)
My owner has had me for this long: 3 1/2 years (And hopefully will have him forever) Oh, no!
I love my owner to bits: Hmm...That's a hard one...Ha ha, yes I love her! She feeds me, right? (That's the ONLY reason!! I'm so hurt! Do you know how much effort I put into you and $$ I spend for you?!) Dude--I was KIDDING. (My bad, he he)
Most people are like Slinkies; they serve no real purpose, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on for dear life.