I did this long time ago on another horse forum and the result was a lot of giggling and amusement. I hope it goes well here too.
Advertise yourself as if you were a horse and you were going for sale.
Also, price yourselves if you wish.
For your level of experience in riding, adjust to how green / broke you would be as a horse:)
I'll do it first, but no need to follow my pattern. Just throw some giggles and let's see how much of a horse are we :)
Arabian Mare (in this thread - which is great! I explained why I consider I could be an Arab)
Started under saddle, still green.
Not suited for a beginner, needs a firm hand.
Has no major vices, but can spook or be shy sometimes.
Does not rear, kick or bite. Does tend to bolt though if scared.
Behaves well enough with other horses although can get dominant with pushy mares (..sorry)
Has not been bred yet but would hopefully have some beautiful foals someday :)
Totally non fussy about food, eats anything, easy-keeper.
Could use much more muscle but that would come along with more rigurous
Loves baths, trails well, can get sensitive about her feet (i am ticklish ) but will not kick.
Dressage - not tried yet but good prospect
Jumping - Good prospect, not started yet
Trails - safe, calm, been to lots of trails but all with experienced rider (actually it was experienced horse hahah)
Tolerates well children, loves scratches, not that much of a fan of hugs and kisses.
And now the price...well considering I am a green spooky bolting arab...
....Free to go to a good home?
Or 200$ or something.
God I'm so cheap as a horse!
Edit: I forgot to mention I am light chestnut!