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    11-17-2011, 08:35 AM
  #31
Banned
Wait, the owner said "no you can't look under the horse to see if it has a penis?"

I think the owner has some self security issues. Or mental issues. Orrrr just plain issues.
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    11-17-2011, 09:16 AM
  #32
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Originally Posted by kevinshorses    
But would it really tell you? What if it was introverted?
Or perhaps transgendered, so what you see on the outside doesn't match with what gender the horse FEELS it is.
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    11-17-2011, 09:16 AM
  #33
Green Broke
SUBBING.

I needed a good laugh.
My cough sweet just came through my nose.

C'mon guys. The crane drops those cute fuzzy foals off at our feet
     
    11-17-2011, 10:56 AM
  #34
Weanling
When you get your horse to lie down for you (We can all get them to do this, right?), look at the bottoms of their feet. My dad used to look at the bottoms of puppy feet to tell if they were boys or girls. I'm sure it would work with hooves.
     
    11-17-2011, 11:02 AM
  #35
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C'mon guys. The crane drops those cute fuzzy foals off at our feet
Pish posh, you're so uninformed! It's STORKS that bring babies, not cranes! :roll:

Unless of course you're talking a baby hippopotamus, then of course a BIG, diesel powered crane would be appropriate.
     
    11-17-2011, 11:26 AM
  #36
Trained
Did someone mention baby hippo??

     
    11-17-2011, 11:30 AM
  #37
Showing
D'aww, a stork could bring that baby! He's so little and cute!
     
    11-17-2011, 11:49 AM
  #38
Weanling
Look, its not that hard to tell the gender of a horse. :roll: All you need to do is ask the horse to do something. If its a mare, it will refuse. If its a gelding, he will go about it happily.
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    11-17-2011, 11:58 AM
  #39
Showing
You never met my heart horse. He could be more 'mareish' than any mare out there.
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    11-17-2011, 12:13 PM
  #40
Weanling
Just look at their faces, guys. This is the face of a mare:


And this is the face of a gelding:


And a stallion:




...I need something better to do with my life, LOL.
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