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    03-01-2008, 08:31 PM
  #1
Showing
Confessions!!

Share all your silly wishes with everyone!


Mine:

I have a tack/horse supply fetish. I own 3 bridles, 5 halters, 2 lunge lines, and a whole shwackload of other things, and no horse. ETA: I recenltly bought a new bridle... and have no horse. Hah.

I have eaten horse crunchies when I'm hungry and have nothing to eat at the barn.

I don't like push-button horses. They wierd me out.

When I'm a passenger in a car I'll often find myself "riding" to the car, "jumping" shadows that fall across the road.

I want to own a mini one day and train it to do upper-level dressage.. on long lines :)
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    03-01-2008, 08:47 PM
  #2
Green Broke
This is fun nice idea JDI.

Mine:

I'm scared of getting my feet caught in the arena fence.

I have a tack fetish too!! I own two halters, four lead ropes, a hackamore, 2 bridles, breastcollar, saddle, and all the grooming supplies, but no horse.

I'd rather have a horse than a bf.

When I was little I would go around my house in my hands and knees and have my little brother ride me in a fake dressage show....

I can't sit the trot of gaited horses......only natural trots, go figure.

When I indian mount sideways I always get off on the wrong side of the horse.... hmm, I have a video of that somewhere.....

I talk to the horses while I'm riding them....

I think the horses actually listen to me :)

I cantered in mud for the first time today.......

Hmm, that's all I can think of, don't make fun though
     
    03-01-2008, 10:03 PM
  #3
Weanling
Hehe

Well I don't have a tack fedish because I don't have enough money but if I had the money I would.

I sometimes act like i'm a horse when I walk places or that I am riding a horse....

I dream of having a show jumping horse and get sad when I wake up.

I ran into a door before.....(weird one I know)

Uh I eat the grain at the barn when I just wanna snack on something.

I found out hay gets stuck in your throat the hard way...

I found out trying to wash the hay down with water is pointless.

I also found out inhaling hay hurts..

I don't know if i'm the only one that notices this but I have black/brown boogers when I blow my nose after I come back from the barn *ick*

Ur hmmm I talk to my horse.

I think my horse is judgemental of people.....

Wow well I have lots more but I don't want to overload with them lol.
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    03-01-2008, 10:06 PM
  #4
Green Broke
Hmmmm....

I feel like I really am free when I ride, and groom, and play, and watch a horse.

I can't help but slow down EVERY time I see a horse on the side of the road, or a trailer.

I love the smell of my horsey :)

I love to groom

Sadly, I browse a lot of tack, but can't afford to buy much at the moment.

I tell my horse my problems......and I KNOW he listens ;)

I would rather eat without washing my hands after handling my horse, then I would going to a restaurant lol

I have a different view of apples and carrots now ;)

I truly believe that horses are magical...literally :P
     
    03-01-2008, 10:33 PM
  #5
Started
Hmm, well

When I was younger, I often "tölted"(racked) around
I LOVE grooming !
I love buying grooming things, latest purchase cost me 11000 isk(167dollars )
Even tough every horse I´ve ridden has been gaited, the gait i´ve ridden the most is trot !
I still remember a dream where I got a horse since I was 10 ( 14 now)
My mounting is bad ( **** these long legs and weak knees )

And that's all I can remember now !
     
    03-01-2008, 11:50 PM
  #6
Showing
Only have 2 horses but...continuously buying new things just because "it's cute", or "I need it" or simply because it looks nice.

Calling my horse as I come up the barn driveway and think he comes because he is happy to see me, not because of the treats he gets after we are done everything.

Continuously buying new equipment and gadgets for my camera tho I don't have the time to actually use this stuff.
     
    03-02-2008, 01:29 AM
  #7
Yearling
I find myself looking at grass wherever I go, and considering whether or not it would be tasty from a horse's perspective. :)
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    03-02-2008, 01:47 AM
  #8
Showing
I like that one! Quite thoughtful!
     
    03-02-2008, 09:37 AM
  #9
Showing
We have 7 saddles for 4 horses and only 2 of them are old enough to ride I have no idea how many bits, bridles, halters, leadropes, cinches etc we have. I'm afraid to count them.
I look at every stock/horse trailer we pass on the road to see if there are horses in it.
I pay attention to the spring weather to help gauge what the hay prices will be that year and if it will be dry or if I have to watch for mold.
We stop roll down the windows and talk to the horses everytime we drive up the drive.
I love kissing horse noses, that soft part between the nostral and the upper lip.
I like the smell of horse manure.
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    03-02-2008, 11:30 AM
  #10
Showing
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Originally Posted by Vidaloco
We have 7 saddles for 4 horses and only 2 of them are old enough to ride I have no idea how many bits, bridles, halters, leadropes, cinches etc we have. I'm afraid to count them.
I look at every stock/horse trailer we pass on the road to see if there are horses in it.
I pay attention to the spring weather to help gauge what the hay prices will be that year and if it will be dry or if I have to watch for mold.
We stop roll down the windows and talk to the horses everytime we drive up the drive.
I love kissing horse noses, that soft part between the nostral and the upper lip.
I like the smell of horse manure.
I love it! I actually do that to. Always check out the trailers and try to see if there is a horse in it.
     

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