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I have a tack/horse supply fetish. I own 3 bridles, 5 halters, 2 lunge lines, and a whole shwackload of other things, and no horse. ETA: I recenltly bought a new bridle... and have no horse. Hah.
I have eaten horse crunchies when I'm hungry and have nothing to eat at the barn.
I don't like push-button horses. They wierd me out.
When I'm a passenger in a car I'll often find myself "riding" to the car, "jumping" shadows that fall across the road.
I want to own a mini one day and train it to do upper-level dressage.. on long lines :)