Dear Santa, Thanks anyway but since my freezer quit working with a whole pig we just butchered and a deer at the processers plus my clothes dryer pooping out a day later I guess the new freezer and dryer will have to do. Seems like when it rains it hurricanes. I have spent the last few days sobbing off and on and feeling generally sorry for myself, so maybe you should just bring chocolate.
"Until one has loved an animal, part of one's soul remains unawakened..."
- Anatole France