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        03-27-2013, 09:26 PM
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    Yearling
    The Devil's Dictionary For Equestrians

    Okay so a while back in English class we were doing a little side writing and our teacher asked us to do a 'devil's dictionary' of a hobby/sport/activity we liked. The teacher being a equestrian, we both did a devil's dictionary for equestrians.

    So basically you take a noun/adjective/adverb/verb/etc. and all you do is basically make it sound bad, sarcastic, etc.

    So I'll start and you'll get the idea. (:

    Green broke (adj.)- A horse that has little to no training, who had a person ride it without being seriously maimed and/or hospitalized.

    Equestrians (n.)- A group of society that keeps hospitals running.

    Predator (n.)- A object that moves or a object that doesn't move. These predators consist of: Falling leaves, plastic bags, garbage cans, etc.

    Alrighty, hopefully you get the idea. :P
    Your allowed to use the same words but please use different definitions.

    Have fun! I'd love to see these!
         
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        03-27-2013, 09:51 PM
      #2
    Green Broke
    Oooh -I loved the Devil's Dictionary

    Dead broke horse -a mythical creature such as a pegasus or a unicorn
    Trainer -an individual savy enough to make money telling you things you already know
    Cowboy -a man with boots in a large hat and even larger belt buckle
    Cowgirl - a woman with boots in a large hat, rhinestone ear rings, and a large belt buckle
    English rider -individual in tight pants and jacket holding a stick
         
        03-28-2013, 04:45 AM
      #3
    Yearling
    Subbing! :0)
         
        03-28-2013, 06:11 AM
      #4
    Super Moderator
    "In your pocket kind of horse" - A nippy monster with no understanding of personal space.
         
        03-28-2013, 12:58 PM
      #5
    Green Broke
    Spirited- more like posessed

    Bomb proof- wont move under any circumstances

    Great trail horse- has two speeds, slow and slower

    Great barrel horse- has one speed(faster) and no brakes

    Great at walk and trot- but theres no stopping him once you get him to run

    Jumper- clears pasture fence daily

    Ottb- runs fast only to the left

    Kids horse- stick horse

    Great bloodlines- same lines on top and bottom,consistency is key!

    Equestrian- person who enjoys being snotted on, bitten, and kicked. Enjoys clearing ice buckets in the freezing cold,
    Moving hay in blistering heat, scooping mountains of poop and paying money to do it.
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        03-28-2013, 01:01 PM
      #6
    Green Broke
    Honeysuga.....my horse is a jumper....perfect lol
         
        03-28-2013, 01:33 PM
      #7
    Foal
    Potential Barrel Horse - previous owner didn't feel a need to teach the meaning of 'whoa'

    No Vices - as long as she's turned out 24-7 without other mares and no wooden fences
         
        03-28-2013, 01:40 PM
      #8
    Yearling
    English saddle - ejector seat

    Western saddle - ejector seat with a horn
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        03-28-2013, 01:43 PM
      #9
    Green Broke
    Bath Time- When the crud,mud and hair is transferred from horse to handler....
         
        03-28-2013, 05:06 PM
      #10
    Green Broke
    Hard Catcher = nothing to do with a ball and glove out in the field.
    flytobecat and horsecrazygirl like this.
         

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