Cricket's nick name is Cricketeazer Scrooge, Scrooge, Cricketee, and I sometimes sing "Scroogey face, sc- sc- scroogey face..." in the tune to Poker Face. I also have an inside joke with her. Now that the light is changing and her coat is coming in, she looks rather rustic. So sometimes I say she's a wild mustang. Well, now the big joke is that she's a wild stallion. It's funny because she's a mare... So one day I went out and I said "Scroogey faaace!!!!!" and she perked up her ears and nickerd. And so I said "SHE'S A WIIIIILD STALLIOOOON!!!!!!!!!!" And this guy looked at me like I was an idiot. I know she isn't REALLY a stallion. Sheesh.
I also sing to her... Like when she does something right I'll sing "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y THIS IS CRICKET'S BATTLE CRY!!!"
Don't ask. I warned you that I was a loser.