Do you nick name your horses?
Okay well... It's already a known fact that I'm pretty much a loser, and I do some pretty loser-ish stuff... But does anyone have inside jokes, or nick name their horses? I nick name just about all of my animals. Especially my horse, which is weird. I know. What is even weirder is I have inside jokes with my horse... Because I'm a loser. Hahaha.
Cricket's nick name is Cricketeazer Scrooge, Scrooge, Cricketee, and I sometimes sing "Scroogey face, sc- sc- scroogey face..." in the tune to Poker Face. I also have an inside joke with her. Now that the light is changing and her coat is coming in, she looks rather rustic. So sometimes I say she's a wild mustang. Well, now the big joke is that she's a wild stallion. It's funny because she's a mare... So one day I went out and I said "Scroogey faaace!!!!!" and she perked up her ears and nickerd. And so I said "SHE'S A WIIIIILD STALLIOOOON!!!!!!!!!!" And this guy looked at me like I was an idiot. I know she isn't REALLY a stallion. Sheesh.
I also sing to her... Like when she does something right I'll sing "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y THIS IS CRICKET'S BATTLE CRY!!!"
Don't ask. I warned you that I was a loser.
"I was eight years old, and I've never forgotten her face when she told me about watching you ride. She told me she saw you, and your horse was dancing in the moonlight."
-- A.C. Crispin's "Sylvester"