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post #1 of 14 Old 05-08-2012, 01:53 PM Thread Starter
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Dog fart makes me miss my horse

I know this is sick but it really happened. I couldn't get out to the barn today due to not feeling well. I've been out every day since I got her so I'm missing her. I'm surfing the horse forum with two dogs sleeping on each of my thighs. Somebody (not me)" let out a stinky fart and it smelled just like my Spirits' farts. Made me miss her and I actually ""enjoyed" smelling it. I KNOW.....I'M CRAZY. I didn't want to post because it sounds so sick but thought OMG that is funny. Post it cause maybe somebody else could relate or get a good laugh????? Anybody????????

Please don't slaughter me. I don't get off on ANY stinky smells. They make me dry heave. This one was different...I swear. Smelled like alfalfa cubes.
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post #2 of 14 Old 05-08-2012, 01:55 PM
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That's hilarious!

And I totally know what you mean. Something horsey is better than nothing, right??

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post #3 of 14 Old 05-08-2012, 02:08 PM
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I know this is sick but it really happened. I couldn't get out to the barn today due to not feeling well. I've been out every day since I got her so I'm missing her. I'm surfing the horse forum with two dogs sleeping on each of my thighs. Somebody (not me)" let out a stinky fart and it smelled just like my Spirits' farts. Made me miss her and I actually ""enjoyed" smelling it. I KNOW.....I'M CRAZY. I didn't want to post because it sounds so sick but thought OMG that is funny. Post it cause maybe somebody else could relate or get a good laugh????? Anybody????????

Please don't slaughter me. I don't get off on ANY stinky smells. They make me dry heave. This one was different...I swear. Smelled like alfalfa cubes.

I don't think you are sick, odd but not sick! Isn't it hilarious what goes through our minds with horses sometimes.

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post #4 of 14 Old 05-08-2012, 02:18 PM
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Very funny, and I relate!!

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post #5 of 14 Old 05-08-2012, 02:21 PM Thread Starter
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Oh....you guys make me laugh.......at least I'm not the only one that thought it was funny!!!!!
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post #6 of 14 Old 05-08-2012, 03:12 PM
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I am sitting here at work trying not to laugh out loud. I truly lol'ed at work...especially the alphalpha cube comment.
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post #7 of 14 Old 05-08-2012, 07:29 PM
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Thanks for the laugh, and no I don't think it was totally uncalled for.
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post #8 of 14 Old 05-09-2012, 10:00 PM
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My horse farts on my heads every time I pick out his back hooves and I don't mind it. He is the only guy who could ever fart on me and I don't care lol. Thanks for posting honestly. I wish more people were down to earth.
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post #9 of 14 Old 05-09-2012, 11:26 PM
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Ha, hberrie my horse does that too. My husband gives me a hard time cause when he tries to do the same thing I get mad, but with my horse, eh. :)
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post #10 of 14 Old 05-09-2012, 11:27 PM
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Maybe that was TMI.
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