Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Hour and a Half from Town!
Well, I have a WM story but it's what I DID to the cashier not what I bought, actually they gave me my oil change for free!
I had eaten lunch out with a girlfriend and then we headed over to WM to get my oil changed. Checked in, felt fine, shopped for a bit, started feeling ill...
Heard my name called and barely made my way to the counter. I know I was turning green but the guy behind the counter KEPT talking about my old VW Cabriolet, yadda yadda, story this, needed that... too long, way too long, couldn't get AWAY!
Well, I lost it. Completely projectile vomited ACROSS the auto center checkout. Missed the guy by inches. The look on his face was sheer shock and dismay!!
So we stood there for what seemed like hours staring at the situation, he didn't move.
I reached out to him and said... Which is now infamous in our circle of friends...
"Can ya hand me a F***** towel or something!"
I was ushered out to the parking lot and handed my keys.
You can get a lot further with a ladder than you can with crutches!! What do you mean what do I mean?