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post #991 of 7202 Old 06-02-2011, 12:16 AM
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"Hoofs are trimmed every six months"

You say that like you are proud of it?? o_0

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post #992 of 7202 Old 06-02-2011, 12:22 AM
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These are a few i've come across in my horse search:
" wanting to sale or trade"
" gets bonkated in winter"
"completely stound"
"loves to be riddled"
"only have had fir a month, wanting better, I think he's rideable"
"will post pics at l8r d8."
HELLO it's called SPELL CHECK or PROOF READ. What are you doing? To lazy to go look at/ ride/ take pics of the horse to write a decent ad?!? To lazy to write the word? Well I'm to lazy to buy your horse.
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post #993 of 7202 Old 06-02-2011, 07:31 AM
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and this title made me laugh
3 MINI STUDS READY TO WORK FOR FOOD!!!
A rescue offering stud services from those guys? Not a very reputable rescue I'd bet.

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post #994 of 7202 Old 06-02-2011, 10:55 AM
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SMROBS, I love your interpreting!
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post #995 of 7202 Old 06-02-2011, 02:37 PM
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A rescue offering stud services from those guys? Not a very reputable rescue I'd bet.
Yep I thought the same thing.

When I can't ride anymore, I shall keep horses as long as I can hobble along with a bucket and wheelbarrow. When I can't hobble, I shall roll my wheelchair out by the fence of the field where my horses graze, and watch them!
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post #996 of 7202 Old 06-02-2011, 03:26 PM
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These are a few i've come across in my horse search:
" wanting to sale or trade"
" gets bonkated in winter"
"completely stound"
"loves to be riddled"
"only have had fir a month, wanting better, I think he's rideable"
"will post pics at l8r d8."
HELLO it's called SPELL CHECK or PROOF READ. What are you doing? To lazy to go look at/ ride/ take pics of the horse to write a decent ad?!? To lazy to write the word? Well I'm to lazy to buy your horse.
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Ohh, I have few to add!

"Stalon for sale"
"Pritty mar for sale"
"Looking for cheap hey"

I've seen em all!
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post #997 of 7202 Old 06-02-2011, 03:33 PM
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Or mare and foul or mare in foul. It's not even pronounced like foul.

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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post #998 of 7202 Old 06-02-2011, 04:07 PM
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Why can't people use decent grammar in their ads!? Oh, and what is a Geling?


Horse for sale:

QH Geling Reg paint 17 yrs
Just a sweetheart this boy has been there done that knows it all has also jumped and for most of his life been a BARREL HORSE JR class trust he is fast. very solid body.

Street safe
No shoes
No vices
Does not mind dogs, cats, chickens,tractors, affraid of nothing,

I also love the horrible punctuation, or lack there of.
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post #999 of 7202 Old 06-06-2011, 01:28 AM
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When I saw this I was like wow how would you put a halter on a turkey..?

Foul Halter
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post #1000 of 7202 Old 06-06-2011, 01:22 PM
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Um.... what color???

2008 Buckskin Stud Colt - $1100 (Franktown)

Date: 2011-06-06, 10:11AM MDT
Reply to: sale-yzd8t-2424101091@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


3 year old Buckskin Stud Colt with cow horse breeding - including Zan Parr Bar and Dry Doc. Call for more information (XXX) XXX XXXX
  • Location: Franktown
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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