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    10-01-2010, 06:21 PM
  #101
Green Broke
One more (cross posted from fuglyblog.com)

Does his own feet!

3 year old Blm mustang gelding Jet Black insides of ears are white. On the smaller side somewhere around 14hh or so not branded his mother gave birth to him after adoption. Very sweet and willing to learn needs proper training was saddled and rode never bucked or reared. Is well socialized with people leads etc.... has never been farriered he prefers to do his own feet.

3 year old mustang Gelding

That'd save me $35 a month!
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    10-02-2010, 05:06 AM
  #102
Yearling
LOL the mental image of a horsie doing something like this

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    10-02-2010, 08:29 AM
  #103
Yearling
Just plain sad!!

This one is a real winner (*wipes away tears of laughter or maybe fear that the world seriously thinks were THAT thick!*)

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Oh yes, that was not your eyes going funny, IT REALLY WAS A BREYER HORSE oh and yes, yes their dead serious Wait can't foget its for sale for twelve hundred dollars!! XP

Its just plain down right sad!!
     
    10-02-2010, 08:53 AM
  #104
Trained
^^ huge surprise she does well in halter classes and has a calm (1) temperment-bet she stands like a statue! Lol
     
    10-02-2010, 09:12 AM
  #105
Yearling
Quote:
Originally Posted by franknbeans    
^^ huge surprise she does well in halter classes and has a calm (1) temperment-bet she stands like a statue! Lol
She sure would!! I don't think there the sharpest tools in the shed!
     
    10-02-2010, 09:29 AM
  #106
Yearling
HOLD ON!! I've GOT A NEW WINNER!!! But not for a dumb ad just for a dumb horse....
found this one:

(I am going to write this ad as honestly as possible, so forgive my bluntness please, but I want this guy to end up in the most suitable home possible for him.) Rocky (APHA Name: Scenic Rocket Bar) is an 11 year old APHA registered gelding who is possibly the dumbest horse I've ever owned (through no fault of his own). Currently stands 15.3h (with an official stick, on concrete, this is not an eyeball estimate) and is essentially a golden retriever with hooves. His previous owner passed away due to brain cancer, and Rocky was his pasture pet, so he essentially never had to do anything except be loved on and stand around looking pretty for 10 years (which he is extremely good at). He has WONDERFUL ground manners, is a doll for the farrier and vet, and couldn't be any sweeter, but under saddle, he's dumb as a stone. There isn't a mean bone in his body, but he genuinely needs to be taught to use his brain as he currently has the retention capabilities of a brick. He will lunge no problem, walk, trot, whoa, back, etc without a problem under saddle (runs into his canter, but its there), but you need to be very clear and basically treat him like a 3 year old since he tends to forget everything you taught him the day before. He's just very reliant on his owner/rider for direction and instruction, and as I do only barrel racing & pole bending, I need a horse with something between his ears other than dust and cobwebs. He lives up to the phrase "Nice house, nobody home" and he's a wonderful horse to have around the barn (no bad habits, easy to get along with, low man on the totem pole), but my horses have to be able to work for me, and asking him to run a pole pattern (with 12+ flying changes) is a monumental task that I think would end with him needing a psychotherapist. His ideal situation would be a teenager that wants her own (cheap), pretty gelding that will love on him and mess with him on a daily basis and eventually take him to 4H or open shows or make him into a playday horse. He is UTD on shots, worming, 2010 Coggins etc, had his teeth floated in May and had a Power Pac done at the same time. He IS low man on the totem pole (definitely a gentle giant) and the other horses pick on him (he would rather run away and go off by himself than hang with the herd), so he's a little thin right now (compared to the pictures from Feb), but he's gaining weight steadily. He has nice hard feet and will most likely never need shoes. Price on this guy is $600. That's what I paid for him in Feb, with no vet work, etc, so I have a LOT more into him than that, but he's doing nothing here except being a lawn ornament and while he does it very well, its not fitting into my program.
Phone calls only please, I can be reached anytime at (248) XXX-XXXX, please leave a voicemail if no answer.

Oh. My.Gosh that is by far the cutest darn thing I have ever red...

Basicly a golden retriver on hooves or wait, he lives up to the saying Nice house, nobody home" And he gets bullied!!

Love it! Now that's original!
     
    10-02-2010, 11:16 AM
  #107
Banned
I want him! I love dumb horses! They are the easiest to lead! Ill take him for sure!
     
    10-02-2010, 08:59 PM
  #108
Yearling
Quote:
Originally Posted by corinowalk    
I want him! I love dumb horses! They are the easiest to lead! Ill take him for sure!
Doesn't he sound cute though!!
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    10-02-2010, 10:34 PM
  #109
Yearling
Oh, I love the toes. These are so funny.
     
    10-02-2010, 11:45 PM
  #110
Weanling
Quote:
Originally Posted by horseluver250    
I just saw a qh stallion for sale. He was "a nice sorrel with black mane and tail" - he was most definitely a blood bay. And surprise surprise, he throws nice babies! They breed horses but don't even know the coat colors yet?
****head desk head desk head desk *****
     

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