Dumbest Horse For Sale Ads - Page 115
 
 

       The Horse Forum > Keeping and Caring for Horses > Horse Talk

Dumbest Horse For Sale Ads

This is a discussion on Dumbest Horse For Sale Ads within the Horse Talk forums, part of the Keeping and Caring for Horses category

    Like Tree3916Likes

     
    LinkBack Thread Tools
        07-07-2011, 09:19 PM
      #1141
    Weanling
    Ha! Sometimes the people coming out are worse...

    I was selling my gelding- a 5yo paint who was very,very green. Sweet as a dog, but stupid- goofiest thing ever. But, had to downsize so I was trying to sell him.

    In the ad, I said he would make a good kid PROSPECT, but was not ready. He needed to finish training and get more miles under his belt. I very, very, very plainly said this. I also said, if you don't have experience training a horse, then you need to have a trainer in line to finish him. (I would put kids on him and walk them around- my niece who was almost-not-a-beginner would ride him in the round pen, but she had known him and worked with him awhile. But, I wasn't selling him as a bomb-proof total beginner-ready horse. He'd been easy for someone who, say, was familiar with horses and looking to learn how to train, etc. He has the personality of lab puppy)

    One of my most amusing responses was from a young sounding girl, went like this:

    "Hi, I'm interested in buying your horse"

    "Great! What information would you like to know?"

    "I've only ridden a horse about 10 times, ya know, at horse trails and stuff and think I'm ready to buy one and yours seems really nice."

    "You've only ridden a horse 10 times?"

    "Yea. I think I'm pretty good at it. Even went fast a couple of times."

    "Ok, well- do you have a trainer or someone to work with you and the horse if you get one? You understand he's not fully trained right? And you're not either- so you need to have someone."

    "Well, I've ridden them- and they seem to like me. Never got kicked or fallen off or had any problems, so I think it'll be okay."

    "That's because they were TRAINED to not give you any problems."

    (pause)

    "Oh. Nevermind then."

    Oh, and then some guy came out to meet him, and ride him- guy seemed to know what he was doing after talking with him a bit (I shoulda known better) so when he came out- I let him go out in the pasture and catch him, saddle him, pick his feet, whole nine yards (Figured it would show him how good of manners he had, etc).

    Everything seemed fine til guy went to get on him.

    He went to get on him, flung himself up over the other side of the horse, grabbed the saddle horn and fell so hard he pulled the saddle under the horse- with himself.

    Personally, I would think it was a testament to my green-little-geldings potential that he only took a couple of steps sideways- He was confused, and annoyed, but still just stood there while this guy is hanging under him...

    But there was no way in hell I was selling that guy myself. He didn't need someone dumber than himself.

    The person with the ad describing their horse as "nice house, nobody home" would have been appropriate for this particular horse.

    Fortunately, eventually, I was able to find him someone who fell in love with him and is giving him all the love he needs.
         
    Sponsored Links
    Advertisement
     
        07-07-2011, 09:24 PM
      #1142
    Green Broke
    They were interesting ^^^ hehe
         
        07-07-2011, 10:54 PM
      #1143
    Foal
    "Free Saddlebred Mare 4 Years Old

    Yes she really is free!! She is a 4 year old mare that has lived in a pasture her whole life. We didnt' think she would make a show horse, so we broke her to lead and that is it. She is GREEN! She has never been clipped, trimmed, or hauled in a trailer. We are now breeding horses and need the extra room in our pasture, and I am in college and don't have the time to spend with her. Call us for more information"

    Um let me get this straight, the poor horse was never taken care of properly because you are in college and don't have time to spend with her and now you need the room to breed horses in which again..you probably won't take care of them either. Ugh, poor horses!
         
        07-08-2011, 02:54 AM
      #1144
    Weanling
    Thoroughbred Mare
    This part made me laugh: "she gets real excited when she sees you have her bridle. She also loves to play"chase""
    To me this means: She rears and tosses her head when you try and bridle her. She's almost impossible to catch when turned out.
    They make it sound like a good thing she likes to play "chase".
    Posted via Mobile Device
         
        07-08-2011, 03:02 AM
      #1145
    Green Broke
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by PaintLover17    
    Thoroughbred Mare
    This part made me laugh: "she gets real excited when she sees you have her bridle. She also loves to play"chase""
    To me this means: She rears and tosses her head when you try and bridle her. She's almost impossible to catch when turned out.
    They make it sound like a good thing she likes to play "chase".
    Posted via Mobile Device
    OR I hope you can run fast because she is charging right at you!!!
         
        07-08-2011, 03:04 AM
      #1146
    Weanling
    Just had to post this one also:
    "Hi im looking for a teainer that has room at a show barn to show my arabian stallion in halter classes let me know your prices as well as references or website. His sire is magnum chall hvp willing to pay payments or you can take a percentage out of the prize money I just really think he deserves to be presented like his sire and grand sire. Can do work around the barn have experience with wrapping tail wrap getting etc. (yard work putting miles on your horse) have a mare in foal that I would like too show as well her bloodline goes all the way back to bask* she is very animated looking

    Also in search of a horse or stock trailer don't want to spend over 2,000 must be bumper pull and have title pictures is a plus. (must be sound to carry horses)

    Offering horse/rider training to raise money to medical bill contact for more information

    Also looking for a couple of huge bales of hay the big square ones or the 900 pound bales for horses know any where??

    Also have a camcorder im selling great condition rarely used comes with charger and usb cord."

    So many things wrong. Spell check? You're looking for a trainer but also offering to train horses and riders? This is one heck of a combo ad! How many services are they looking for/offering all in one ad?
    Posted via Mobile Device
         
        07-08-2011, 01:11 PM
      #1147
    Foal
    Um, what's a "cemental"????

    Ce`ment´al
    a.1.Of or pertaining to cement, as of a tooth; as, cemental tubes.Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, published 1913 by C. & G. Merriam Co.



    PONY HORSE FOR SALE - $700 (california)

    Date: 2011-07-07
    Reply to:


    $700 or best offer good for cemental, for more information call 6
    • Location: mira loma california
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

    PostingID: 2
         
        07-08-2011, 01:13 PM
      #1148
    Green Broke
    LOL What do they even mean?????????? ^^^
    I can't even fathom what they were trying to say???
         
        07-08-2011, 06:39 PM
      #1149
    Green Broke
    Maybe the horse's name was cemental, pronounced sem-in-tol???
         
        07-09-2011, 11:56 PM
      #1150
    Weanling
    Quote:
    Um, what's a "cemental"????
    I've only ever heard of a "simmental" as a cattle beef breed.
         

    Quick Reply
    Please help keep the Horse Forum enjoyable by reporting rude posts.
    Message:
    Options

    Register Now

    In order to be able to post messages on the The Horse Forum forums, you must first register.

    Already have a Horse Forum account?
    Members are allowed only one account per person at the Horse Forum, so if you've made an account here in the past you'll need to continue using that account. Please do not create a new account or you may lose access to the Horse Forum. If you need help recovering your existing account, please Contact Us. We'll be glad to help!

    New to the Horse Forum?
    Please choose a username you will be satisfied with using for the duration of your membership at the Horse Forum. We do not change members' usernames upon request because that would make it difficult for everyone to keep track of who is who on the forum. For that reason, please do not incorporate your horse's name into your username so that you are not stuck with a username related to a horse you may no longer have some day, or use any other username you may no longer identify with or care for in the future.

    User Name:
    Password
    Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
    Password:
    Confirm Password:
    Email Address
    Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
    Email Address:

    Log-in

    Human Verification

    In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.


    Old Thread Warning
    This thread is more than 90 days old. When a thread is this old, it is often better to start a new thread rather than post to it. However, If you feel you have something of value to add to this particular thread, you can do so by checking the box below before submitting your post.

    Thread Tools

    Similar Threads
    Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
    Probly the dumbest riding style! horse_luver4e Horse Breeds 133 04-09-2013 06:48 PM
    This MUST be the dumbest bideo out there Spyder Horse Videos 69 05-06-2011 04:00 PM
    1991 2 horse BP horse trailer for sale Strait Load babalina Tack and Equipment Classifieds 0 02-27-2010 09:27 PM
    Dumbest horse idea Kentucky Horse Breeding 5 03-09-2009 03:10 PM



    All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:03 AM.


    Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
    Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
    Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0