Dumbest Horse For Sale Ads

Maverick101 · 10-02-2010, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JackofDiamonds

This one is a real winner (*wipes away tears of laughter or maybe fear that the world seriously thinks were THAT thick!*)

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Oh yes, that was not your eyes going funny, IT REALLY WAS A BREYER HORSE oh and yes, yes their dead serious

Wait can't foget its for sale for twelve hundred dollars!! XP

Its just plain down right sad!!

That is frigging hilarious! If you also notice the pictures they show along the bottom are of the beyer horse, along w 2 different horses

...wow!

K never ind...I read that they were her dad and mom.....they don't look nearly as statue like....so guess that throw me off :p

JennKzoo · 10-05-2010, 08:05 AM

I found this one today on Craigs list. Not sure what to think, shock or want to slap someone (probably both). Poor horses probably have little or no contact with people either.

Free HORSES (Rockford Michigan)

Yep it is time to let them go. If you have an interest and can provide a nice home for these animals come and get one. I have 13 I need to release. As sorry as I am to have to do this, I must. First come first go. You need to bring a trailer and your own tack. A little molasses will do the trailer trick I am sure. Email me at the craigslist suggestion address and we can arrange a "pick out your horse time." ONLY serious responders inquire. If you want me to call you to talk email me your #. Make room at your farm, for your new horse.

ShutUpJoe · 10-05-2010, 09:25 AM

How about these people feed their horses?

$2500!!!!!!!!!

Gelding dead broke 14 hands 3yrs. Old and registered chocolate with flax main and tail $2500

She is 14.2 hands tall dead broke lots of energy 17 yrs. Old was used in 4H for years. And neck reins and very gentle call

Both horses above are listed under the same phone number, surprise surprise.

Ray MacDonald · 10-05-2010, 05:28 PM

Thats sad..

Shalani · 10-07-2010, 08:45 AM

This has to be a joke .....

nutty horse

Price: $ 1

Ipswich, QLD

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dumb & crazy animal with no legs
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Price $ 1
Item location Ipswich, QLD, Australia Gender Mare Age 5+ yrs

Ray MacDonald · 10-07-2010, 12:35 PM

I don't see a picture...

iridehorses · 10-07-2010, 01:01 PM

How about the attitude (although it can get real tiresome having tire kickers keep coming out):

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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY: If your not 100% sure your buying a horse, please don't waste my time, If you need a friends advice, bring them with you, and make one trip. If you have to convince your wife or husband, call me after you have convinced them. And last I have pics posted, the horse is not for sale for some astrnomical fee, so please don't ask me to send several more photos, if your not interested with what's posted more than likely you won't like the horse. If i'm serious about buying a particular horse, I have truck,trailer, and cash in hand. That's how TRUE horse people buy horses. With that said if your still interested please read on.

Current coggins and shots
Loads, bathes, ties.

Greenbroke to ride, just took her on a 3 mile trail ride and she did great, needs more work with a bit. Doesn't mind saddle or saddle pad ( For the ones asking about her being broke, she's green boke not broke or dead broke, she now needs the experience/miles put on her, and she has only been broke for the last few mths, and I have completely done evrything from the ground up) She was not weaned until I purchased her a few months ago at the age of three.

She currently stands at 15.3 hands at 3yrs old

She can be registered cost 55.00 I have all the paperwork, since aqha has her registration on file.

Her pedigree is: All Breed Pedigree Query

If interested please call or text 864-xxx-xxxx , no emails please

JennKzoo · 10-07-2010, 01:27 PM

UH, I hope she doesn't sell that horse. I would not even "want" to go look with that attitude. Really, 100% positive you are buying a horse, have truck, trailer and cash there that day?
I understand that you get tired of people saying they will come out and not showing up, looking and then not wanting to buy. BUT, I will not be expected to not have time to think about my purchase and maybe ride twice. :roll:

writer23 · 10-07-2010, 01:59 PM

I've never posted a link before, but I thought this was...interesting. Doesn't come close to touching the Breyer ad though.

THIS MARE CAN JUMP!!! - Vancouver Livestock For Sale - Kijiji Vancouver

ShutUpJoe · 10-07-2010, 03:47 PM

$5000! That poor horse's mouth and back!

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