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post #1311 of 7202 Old 08-12-2011, 02:04 PM
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Bahahahah wow I almost died laughing at the poor mini-mule! Poor baby!

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post #1312 of 7202 Old 08-12-2011, 02:41 PM
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Bahahahah wow I almost died laughing at the poor mini-mule! Poor baby!

Agreed! ^^

But...for some strange reason....I kind of want it! lol

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post #1313 of 7202 Old 08-13-2011, 02:28 AM
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I feel so sorry for the mini mule thing!! He's cute, but he has like a miniature body with a regular donkey head..or something!! I have been reading this thread almost all day! Hahaha, and I'm only on page 72. I decided I had to log in and post baha! Great thread... :)
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post #1314 of 7202 Old 08-14-2011, 01:50 AM
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ksl.com - Classifieds for Utah, Idaho, and Wyoming=

I posted this once on another thread but take a gander at photo 5 of 6. They probably think that's all a horse needs to be a breeder.

BWAHAHA!! I check ksl almost daily & somehow I missed that one. Darn. But maybe they want to make sure you know what you're paying for! That's seriously bizarre.
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post #1315 of 7202 Old 08-14-2011, 02:27 AM
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Again with the "quarter-mile horse" thing! Really, people?!

2 HORSES AND A BABY FOR SALE ALL MARES

3 MARES FOR SALE AS SEEN IN THE PICTURES ONE IS THE MOM AND DAUGHTER(7 MONTH OLD) THE MOTHER IS 6-7 YEARS OLD, IT WAS ITS FIRST BIRTH, SHE IS A QUARTER- MILE HORSE. THE BABIES MOM NEEDS TO BE WORKED WITH.

THE BABY FATHER IS A QUARTER-MILE HORSE MIXED WITH ARABIAN AND A PROFESSIONAL DANCER

THE OTHER MARE IS AN ARABIAN HORSE WITH THE CERTIFICATE OF THE ARABIAN HORSE ASSOCIATION AND SHOWS THAT IT IS 20 YEARS OLD, VERY STRONG AND ACTIVE, AND LOVES TO BE RIDDEN

THE OTHER 2 DO NOT HAVE ANY CERTIFICATION OR REGISTRY BUT I WILL GIVE YOU A RECEIPT OF PURCHASE

SELLING BECAUSE I AM GOING INTO THE SHEEP BUSINESS AND I NEED THE SPACE.

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post #1316 of 7202 Old 08-14-2011, 02:43 AM
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^^So on this receipt you will be writing for me will it also say they are strong and active? And will one day love to be ridden, and maybe one day be a professional dancer? NEAT!! Than we got ourselves a deal.
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post #1317 of 7202 Old 08-14-2011, 02:49 AM
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LOL! When they said "The baby father..." I almost expected it to say "The baby daddy..."

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post #1318 of 7202 Old 08-14-2011, 12:37 PM
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What I want to know is what kind of dancing does he do professionally...ballet? ballroom?

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post #1319 of 7202 Old 08-14-2011, 11:00 PM
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I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
My take is quarter horse, new shoes, beginners horse, and not gelded.
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post #1320 of 7202 Old 08-15-2011, 07:56 PM
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pssshhh, Smrobs, he's a stripper. Duh.

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