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        10-08-2010, 11:14 AM
      #131
    Yearling
    I thought I had no more shock left in me but that poor pony standing in front of the barb wire fence, awful. And the one, only $300 a month to lease a shawed horse. Who could pass that up.
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        10-08-2010, 11:55 AM
      #132
    Banned
    I wonder what type of shawl they put over their horse?

    I have met several people who use the term snow shoes for winter snow pads to help prevent snow balls. So that part does not seem weird. But shawed for shod is kind of funny.
         
        10-08-2010, 02:05 PM
      #133
    Green Broke
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Brithorse1996    
    Is that brown fuzzy thing his mane?

    It's his mane plus about ten pounds of burs.
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        10-08-2010, 02:12 PM
      #134
    Trained
    I went to go look at a couple of horses with a friend. Both the ones they were selling were completely filled with burrs. Manes, tails, forelocks, AND they were covered in mud. Oh and they would only move if you whipped the crap out of them. She wanted at least 3x more than these horses were worth.
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        10-10-2010, 05:40 PM
      #135
    Weanling
    Buahahaha funniest ad i've ever seen in the newspapers!

    Pair of chaps for bull riding. Used once for about 7.5 seconds.
         
        10-10-2010, 06:27 PM
      #136
    Green Broke
    When I got Sun her forelock was FULL of burrs. I finally got them all out and all that was left was a big poof of flaxen hairs on her forehead. I need to post pics.
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        10-10-2010, 07:58 PM
      #137
    Yearling
    Oh ya, we want to see pics.
         
        10-10-2010, 10:51 PM
      #138
    Foal
    I found these

    "PAINT COLT MAKE EXCELLENT RIDING OR BREEDING HORSE.

    Paint colt beautiful bay with 2 blue eyes would make excellent riding horse once broken in for adult or child.
    Has a high chance of throwing coloured foals if I bred with
    Must sell as soon as possible
    Halter broken, floats, ties, picks up feet, etc"

    This girl sounds really young

    "Hi,

    Im going to be educating kind beginner horses with PC in mind, alot of kids are riding bossy unruly ponies :)

    Im looking at horses under 12hh, if you have something in your paddock your wasting let me know, minature and shetlands are my main market.

    Not looking to pay alot, I can do training as payment, ie you give me a pony and I do some work with your other pony.

    Thanks for your time,"

    LMFAO

    "Elansu Calibre Jewel- aka Cally
    Reg cleveland bay sporthorse 185B
    8/12/91
    Has had 2 healthy foals by A'Seduction
    And did loose one foal by older stallion.(so did my 5yold)
    In beautiful condition, all dappled, looks half her age. Has stunning movement and looks, comformation, beautiful head. no fuss mare who loves being in foal.
    Vet check welcome.
    Only selling as breeding purebred cb's only"

    Really, did you ask her?

    Yeah because we can't get rid of these one, slets make double...

    "we have 5 thoroughbred mares to sell as soon as 500.00 each and will give free services to our well bred thoroughbreed stallion, that price is if you take more then one" I should really bold and italic the whole ad.
         
        10-10-2010, 11:07 PM
      #139
    Green Broke
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JackofDiamonds    
    HOLD ON!! I've GOT A NEW WINNER!!! But not for a dumb ad just for a dumb horse....
    found this one:

    (I am going to write this ad as honestly as possible, so forgive my bluntness please, but I want this guy to end up in the most suitable home possible for him.) Rocky (APHA Name: Scenic Rocket Bar) is an 11 year old APHA registered gelding who is possibly the dumbest horse I've ever owned (through no fault of his own). Currently stands 15.3h (with an official stick, on concrete, this is not an eyeball estimate) and is essentially a golden retriever with hooves. His previous owner passed away due to brain cancer, and Rocky was his pasture pet, so he essentially never had to do anything except be loved on and stand around looking pretty for 10 years (which he is extremely good at). He has WONDERFUL ground manners, is a doll for the farrier and vet, and couldn't be any sweeter, but under saddle, he's dumb as a stone. There isn't a mean bone in his body, but he genuinely needs to be taught to use his brain as he currently has the retention capabilities of a brick. He will lunge no problem, walk, trot, whoa, back, etc without a problem under saddle (runs into his canter, but its there), but you need to be very clear and basically treat him like a 3 year old since he tends to forget everything you taught him the day before. He's just very reliant on his owner/rider for direction and instruction, and as I do only barrel racing & pole bending, I need a horse with something between his ears other than dust and cobwebs. He lives up to the phrase "Nice house, nobody home" and he's a wonderful horse to have around the barn (no bad habits, easy to get along with, low man on the totem pole), but my horses have to be able to work for me, and asking him to run a pole pattern (with 12+ flying changes) is a monumental task that I think would end with him needing a psychotherapist. His ideal situation would be a teenager that wants her own (cheap), pretty gelding that will love on him and mess with him on a daily basis and eventually take him to 4H or open shows or make him into a playday horse. He is UTD on shots, worming, 2010 Coggins etc, had his teeth floated in May and had a Power Pac done at the same time. He IS low man on the totem pole (definitely a gentle giant) and the other horses pick on him (he would rather run away and go off by himself than hang with the herd), so he's a little thin right now (compared to the pictures from Feb), but he's gaining weight steadily. He has nice hard feet and will most likely never need shoes. Price on this guy is $600. That's what I paid for him in Feb, with no vet work, etc, so I have a LOT more into him than that, but he's doing nothing here except being a lawn ornament and while he does it very well, its not fitting into my program.
    Phone calls only please, I can be reached anytime at (248) XXX-XXXX, please leave a voicemail if no answer.

    Oh. My.Gosh that is by far the cutest darn thing I have ever red...

    Basicly a golden retriver on hooves or wait, he lives up to the saying Nice house, nobody home" And he gets bullied!!

    Love it! Now that's original!
    that.is.Hilarious!!!!
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        10-11-2010, 02:46 PM
      #140
    Foal
    A 3/4 horse must be 1/2 better than a Quarter Horse, right?

    horse 3/4 nice - $1800 (La puente)

    Date: 2010-10-08, 3:54PM PDT
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    Nice beautiful 3/4 horse big any body cand ride about 16 hands and the best only 3 years old very good deal if you have interest please call me
    hablo espanol any reasonable offers will not be denied thank you

    NEXT AD on Craigslist (same seller):

    Quater horse - $1000 (La puente)

    Date: 2010-10-08, 3:48PM PDT
    Reply to:
    Nice quater horse grey strong body about 14.5 broke but need a little work nice trot if you have interest please call me
    hablo espanol any reasonable offers will not be denied
         

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