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I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
 
#5,153 ·
Where is this thread going? lol, oh well. I had a horse who LOVED watermelon rinds.
I used to work at a kids camp teaching lessons and there was this horse that HATED instructors. She'd pin her ears at you if you got within a 5 foot radius when she had a kid on her back. In her stall or with an instructor on her back she was an angel. She liked me though, because I bribed her with grape jolly ranchers. ;) She did NOT like blue raspberry or green, she'd spit them out. and she never knew what cherry and watermelon tasted like cuz those are my favorite. :D
 
#5,157 ·
Lol as an instructor I find the ponies Love me xD They always want to come in to me, cause they think that coming into the middle means they get a break (cause usually they do that for dismounting or fixing stirrups or something) So they love to follow me around in hopes I'll let them off. :P
 
#5,155 ·
Ok.....that is the dumbest thang I did ever seen!!! Rolling on down to Wally World to grab a saddle-stay-on fa me poneigh......geeeeeeeeez
 
#5,163 ·
There is trail riding, and there is TRAIL RIDING:





Me? I'm beginning to think a proper trail ride would allow me to drink a beer without spilling any...

Slightly off-topic, but the next time you see "light trail riding" in an ad, remember - some folks are pretty hard core on a trail ride! :lol:

Portuguese cavalry, BTW...
 
#5,168 ·
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Captain One Eyed Jack is a miniture pony that is around 11 years old we are thinking. he is very lovable and he can be rode it has been awhile since he was last rode. he uses hackamores not bits. you can also use a halter and lead rope. he may be little but if you put him around other horses he will not listen he is still intact and he thinks he is a 10 foot tall stud.. but you get him by himself he is a gentle little pony. He only has one eye the vet thinks that he might have been born with only one. but we never have had him shy or spook from anything. Our Son used to use him to move cattle when we worked them. Call at [...]



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Here is the perfect Christmas gift for a little child, only US$300 ... :shock:
 
#5,178 ·
Just thought I'd quote Chiilaa here.. since she explained it earlier in the thread :)

Chiilaa
In imperial, a hand is 4 inches, hence the 14, 14.1, 14.2, 14.3, 15hh. In metric, a hand is 10 centimeters. Hence the 14.1, 14.2, 14.3, 14.3, 14.4, 14.5 etc. Some countries in Europe especially don't even use hands much anymore, they use centimeters. So if a horse measures 14.3hh horse in an imperial country, they measure 14.75hh in a metric country (bear in mind that lots of people do still use inches to measure hands in these countries too, but more people will understand what that means), and in Germany for example, they would measure as 147.5 cm.
 
#5,174 ·
I'm on my phone, so I can't copy and paste, but I wrote down the ad so I could put it up on here. Not a horse for sale, but looking for a stud on CL.
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Wanted AQHA Stud To Bread To My Hancock Mare

I am looking for someone with a stud to bread my foundation Mare. I'm breading to get a rope prospect. My mare is AQUA registered and very good with all other horses. Please email if you have a stallion for stud to bread.

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All this talking of breading horses is making me hungry!
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#5,177 ·
Horses - Ontario Livestock For Sale - Kijiji Ontario

The first 4 pictures are of Buddy. He is a 3 year old paint, he is a stud and produces beautiful babies. He is started on his riding, I have backed him a couple times and he doesn't seem to care. The only problem is i have not used a saddle he doesn't seem to like them to much. He stands for his hooves to be trimmed and cleaned. He has had a bath before but doesn't perfer it to much. He is for sale for $800

The last 4 pictures are of 6 month old percheron. Peek-a-Boo is a big suck who doesn't know her own size. She stands for her hands hooves to be trimmed and cleaned, she loves to be brushed and played with. She has had a bare back saddle on and she didn't mind it being on. She likes baths in the summer time when the sun is beaming down at her. She likes to go play in the river so when she is ride able she will go through the river with ease. She is halter broke and my 10 year old neice can walk her around the farm. I am selling her for 300.
Okay, I admit it... I actually want the baby Percheron... just because she's got a cute face... but the stud... WOW...

He's 3 years old and already "producing beautiful babies" ... why is he even breeding so young? and he doesn't LIKE a saddle, bath, etc. **** he's a baby himself! of course he's not going to like a saddle, bath or anything like that... but it doesn't mean you don't do it!
 
#5,180 ·
Okay everyone. I think I have found the mother of stupid ads. Get ready.
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HELP NEED FREE HORSE!! (Gainsville)

Date: 2012-12-04, 8:39PM CST
Reply to this post jv455-3456076820@sale.craigslist.org[?]
Help I'm in need of a free horse! For my friend! Must be rideable!!!! Age really doesn't matter(mostly younger than 15yr.o) color and breed don't care. Barrel racing prospect or can barrel race. Beginner friendly...she can ride but need work(looks like she's driving a car)
Please help!
Angelina

She's a wanna be cowgirl, who wants a horse, love them so! But can't afford to buy on...only feed and other care(I hope.... She'd take better care off her horse than herself!!)
Thank you for reading
Location: Gainsville
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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I'm pretty sure this isn't a joke because the phone number was on the ad (I deleted it). Okay. So you want a free horse. A beginner friendly barrel prospect. But your friend doesn't know how to ride. She looks like she's driving a car? Lol. And someone should just give you this horse and you HOPE your friend can take care of it. My gosh people are insane.
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#5,199 ·
Okay everyone. I think I have found the mother of stupid ads. Get ready.
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HELP NEED FREE HORSE!! (Gainsville)

Date: 2012-12-04, 8:39PM CST
Reply to this post jv455-3456076820@sale.craigslist.org[?]
Help I'm in need of a free horse! For my friend! Must be rideable!!!! Age really doesn't matter(mostly younger than 15yr.o) color and breed don't care. Barrel racing prospect or can barrel race. Beginner friendly...she can ride but need work(looks like she's driving a car)
Please help!
Angelina

She's a wanna be cowgirl, who wants a horse, love them so! But can't afford to buy on...only feed and other care(I hope.... She'd take better care off her horse than herself!!)
Thank you for reading
Location: Gainsville
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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I'm pretty sure this isn't a joke because the phone number was on the ad (I deleted it). Okay. So you want a free horse. A beginner friendly barrel prospect. But your friend doesn't know how to ride. She looks like she's driving a car? Lol. And someone should just give you this horse and you HOPE your friend can take care of it. My gosh people are insane.
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That is actually scary and sad. I pray nobody gives this person a free horse. I am actually always sad when I see the free horse ads. Sometimes the free horse is a problem horse (though not always) and it will be going to someone who is making zero commitment to it. Can't take care of yourself? Then you are in no position to take care of a horse. Can't pay the fee to buy a horse? Then you can't afford to properly care for the horse either. Sheesh.

Hopefully this "friend" gets the actual help she needs, not a free horse. Maybe someone could offer her some free riding lessons or free opportunity to learn about horses. Yeah, Yeah, I can dream.
 
#5,183 ·
She's in the wannabe cowgirl phase therefore she needs a free horse for her fad. I highly doubt she actually knows anything.
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#5,184 ·
Hm. Why didn't I think of that when I was looking to buy a horse?

Heh.

Better idea! I should post this!

WANTED: FREE million dollars
Im looking for someone to give me their unused dollar bills. Collecting a million of them for a good cause! They will have a forever home with me until they need to be spent, at which point I will personally take them to the store and ensure that they meet up with other dollar bills in a safe environment. Also accepting other denominations - fives, tens, twenties, hundreds...all are welcome!
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#5,189 ·
Hm. Why didn't I think of that when I was looking to buy a horse?

Heh.

Better idea! I should post this!

WANTED: FREE million dollars
Im looking for someone to give me their unused dollar bills. Collecting a million of them for a good cause! They will have a forever home with me until they need to be spent, at which point I will personally take them to the store and ensure that they meet up with other dollar bills in a safe environment. Also accepting other denominations - fives, tens, twenties, hundreds...all are welcome!
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OMG I just about peed myself laughing at this!! My coworkers are dying of laughter as well. ****! Wish I had of thought of that!
 
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