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I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
 
#5,185 ·
Here's another.
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Job wanted (Wolfe city )

Date: 2012-12-04, 12:36PM CST
Reply to this post t2wbm-3447809309@sale.craigslist.org[?]
I am 18 I am a girl I am looking for a job that involves horse I am a excellent rider but not experenced. Im more of a natural I will groom ride clean stalls anything you need done I can also do ground training please give me a text 903xxxxxxxxx thank you
Location: Wolfe city
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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"well I'm not experienced with horses but I am a natural. Please let me break your horses".
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#5,192 ·
It's hard to see on my phone. Looks like a black grade or quarter horse. Usually people sell their half friesians around here $2000 plus. Never $300. Unless they really don't know what the prices are.
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#5,193 ·
I dunno, the size and the head shape scream Frisian to me, the rest of the body is mehish, back doesn't' seem long enough which is why I say cross. It could be a PerchiexQh that looks a LOT like a Fresian too though, just my guess :lol:
 
#5,195 ·
Yeah $300 is very cheap for anything broke around here. If it has something wrong it goes in the $400 or below bin :P
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#5,196 · (Edited)
Beautiful Blue Roan Riding Mini Mare

I have a gorgeous 14 yr old, 36" tall, blue roan mini mare up for sale. She is the cutest little thing and rides like a dream. No bite, kick, or buck. She is easy to load, bridle, and saddle. She will pick up her feet too. She is a very sweet and gentle mare. She comes with a current coggins. My 16 yr old daughter has ridden her along with a 5 yr old and she does great. You can ride her bareback with a halter and lead rope since she is so gentle. Her hair is roan underneath. She will make an awesome Christmas present!!!!!

I live about an hour NW of Houston. Please either call or text me at 979-398-9696 for more info.











Ugh, if only I didnt already have two... this poor little mare! The fact that she's not blue roan is the least of her problems. Poor thing is being ridden by someone my age who probably weighs twice what I do. What a saint. Someone needs to buy her and retire her to pasture (or dry lot o.-)

I wont even mention that it looks like she either has a fungal infection or is being really beat up by her pasture mates...

9yr old pony! Sorrel gelding! Ultimate Christmas present!!! - $900 (Willis)

Date: 2012-12-05, 7:14AM CST
Reply to this postReply to: v2kmq-3449551223@sale.craigslist.org[?]

"Dollar" is the sweetest pony I've ever owned! He rides independently or lead line! He leads, loads, ties, clips! You can ride him bareback or with saddle! He knows the playday events, you can trail ride on him, you can brush his teeth, pick up his feet! He loves to be loved on! Fat, fluffy, easy keeper! A little girl or boys dream! My daughter has out grown "Dollar" and it's time for him to be able to babysit another little one! The youngest child I've had on him was my 9 mth old son! He is the best little pony money can buy! For more info call, text or email. 936-232-5534 please not after 9pm! Thank you!






and another...atleast this one has small kids on him. He's actually really cute, but I hate seeing a tomb thumb in his mouth...


Fully trained 1/4 horse registered n dances - $8500 (Hempstead)

Date: 2012-12-05, 2:59AM CST
Reply to this postReply to: df8t9-3394593796@sale.craigslist.org[?]

Very nice horse gentel stud registered side walks spins both ways stop slides backs up n dances 5 yrs old chestnut collor 8500 obo


oh yes, he's definitely chestnut collor >.> he also has a 'bay' son that is for sale for $3000. Its a chestnut colt.
 
#5,203 ·
Even the spelling of the title scares me
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Do u have animals dat u cant afford to maintain (kaufman)

Date: 2012-12-05, 2:53PM CST
Reply to this post zp9cd-3457764920@sale.craigslist.org[?]
I have 24 acres for them to roam .... taking in sheep's, goats, cows, turkeys, chickens, pony's, pigs.....,so call me to set up a pick up...

Location: kaufman
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#5,205 ·
Wow how did you fit soooo much information in one ad? My head might explode from absorbing sooo much about your horse.
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9YEAR OLD SORREL GELDING - $900 (STEPHENVILLE )

Date: 2012-12-04, 6:42PM CST
Reply to this post gxq3r-3455855665@sale.craigslist.org[?]

JUST RIDES LIKE WESTERN PLASURE HORSE
Location: STEPHENVILLE
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID:3455855665
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#5,208 ·
The one ad that I posted on here is a horse in my area, and it is upsetting. The guy bought a colt for his wife, she isn't interested in it, so they have a one and a half year old colt locked in a pen, because he has too much energy to be let out, apparently. I'm just happy this guy, and all those people, are rehoming the animals. Hopefully someone more knowledgeable buys them. Smh.
 
#5,211 · (Edited)
So this one makes a ton of sense...

Buckskin gelding

7year old Buckskin/ Dun gelding. Is purebred Appaloosa with no spots.Was never registered. 15.0hh good with most everything. He is a real sweet in your pocket type horse, he is very curious, almost pesky. My daughter says he is too slow for her. Would make a nice pleasure horse with more work. He is broke, but with limited riding. Doeas not buck rear or any other crazy things. He is a lover and is ridden in a hackamore. Has been trained using natural horsemanship. Loads like a dream. Very cute boy with a great personality. 1200 o.b.o

ON A ROLL, lol. Here's another.

CHERRY RED GELDING!
http://madison.craigslist.org/grd/3416336292.html
 
#5,212 ·
So this one makes a ton of sense...

Buckskin gelding

7year old Buckskin/ Dun gelding. Is purebred Appaloosa with no spots.Was never registered. 15.0hh good with most everything. He is a real sweet in your pocket type horse, he is very curious, almost pesky. My daughter says he is too slow for her. Would make a nice pleasure horse with more work. He is broke, but with limited riding. Doeas not buck rear or any other crazy things. He is a lover and is ridden in a hackamore. Has been trained using natural horsemanship. Loads like a dream. Very cute boy with a great personality. 1200 o.b.o.
Not seeing the problem with this one. Purebred appaloosas can be solid (no pattern or spots), just like purebred paints can be solid.
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#5,214 ·
Here is a good one lol. Please look at the pictures you will laugh. Oh and i know the mare and have ridden her and she is crazy! and she is not a QH i don't know what she is. She has a tattoo and is gaited.
QR HORSE FOR SALE
i am selling my 10 year old qr horse she is a New Holland rescue i have bin riding her for 1 year she. rids western and English i have tout my Little brother 2 ride on her . she is good on trails she wood make a nice walk trot canter horse . i am asking $950 for her Anny buddy can ride her even my dogs can ride her lol if u are interested call Devon.
 
#5,216 ·
Here is a good one lol. Please look at the pictures you will laugh. Oh and i know the mare and have ridden her and she is crazy! and she is not a QH i don't know what she is. She has a tattoo and is gaited.
QR HORSE FOR SALE
i am selling my 10 year old qr horse she is a New Holland rescue i have bin riding her for 1 year she. rids western and English i have tout my Little brother 2 ride on her . she is good on trails she wood make a nice walk trot canter horse . i am asking $950 for her Anny buddy can ride her even my dogs can ride her lol if u are interested call Devon.

:clap::rofl: Dogs riding a horse.. That's just silly!! This has to be one of my Favorites!!
 
#5,219 ·
Can't find the ad now. Bit I seen one today for a gypsy banner for sale. There were no pics of the horse being rode, and not one good confo shot. The ad talked about how pretty and rare this horse was, AMD mentioned great bloodlines, but not once stated what the horse could a actually do. And the kicker... Priced at 14k
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