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    10-20-2011, 01:53 PM
  #1511
dee
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The amount of "equestrian training" this person has is questionable as well. If a person had 30 years of equestrian training behind them, they would know more about the horse market...
     
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    10-20-2011, 02:04 PM
  #1512
Foal
KI and others - the second picture is from the APHA website. Here it is with link.....

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Sign up now for May 2 event
Barrel race jackpot in Benbrook
benefits children at St. Jude’s
FORT WORTH, TEXAS—North Texas barrel racers willing to race for a cure to help children with cancer and other catastrophic illnesses will get the chance May 2 at a “Saddle Up for St. Jude” 5D Barrel Race at the Benbrook Stables, 10001 Benbrook Blvd., in Benbrook, Texas.
Barrel race for a cause with the upcoming inaugural Saddle Up! For St. Jude 5D Barrel Race. The jackpot event, sponsored by and held at the Benbrook Riding Stables in Benbrook, Texas, is set for Friday, May 2. Courtesy APHA/Darrell Dodds 2007
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Any breed of horse may be entered in the event, which is hosted by Benbrook Stables, in conjunction with a weekend fundraiser
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    10-20-2011, 06:26 PM
  #1513
Foal
This is not a horse ad but still made me LOL:

Fertile & Editable Duck Eggs For Sale
"Editable duck"
     
    10-20-2011, 07:18 PM
  #1514
Weanling
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I HAVE A 3 YEAR OLD PAINT MARE FOR SALE SHE WILL BE 17HH, SHE IS HALTER BROKE , BUT NOTHING I HAVE WORKED WITH HER FOR A BIT BUT I JUST don't HAVE THE TIME SHE IS A VERY GOOD HORSE... SHE CAME FROM GOOD BLOODLINES AND I HAVE THE PAPER TO REGISTER HER BUT HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO GET TO IT YET.... $ 500.00
obviously periods and punctuation are no longer needed if you overuse capitalization.
     
    10-20-2011, 07:19 PM
  #1515
Showing
^^And I would really like to know what that "paint" mare is a cross of if she's going to get to 17hh. I mean, an APHA horse that tall isn't unheard of, but they are relatively rare.
     
    10-20-2011, 07:29 PM
  #1516
Weanling
Fertile & Editable Duck Eggs For Sale

Sooo... are there baby ducks in there or no?
     
    10-20-2011, 09:02 PM
  #1517
Foal
And of course you know, if you buy the fertile duck eggs without a duck mom, you have to have a proper incubator to hatch them right?
     
    10-20-2011, 09:32 PM
  #1518
Yearling
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Originally Posted by DraftyAiresMum    
Holy crap! I didn't even do that math! Eep!

Here's another one that made me scratch my head...

Why would you include a chair with a horse? And then it doesn't even say in the ad what the chair actually is. I'm so confused!

Horse with Chair included
Horse with Chair included - $800

Male horse
6 years old
Rideable
Friendly
Interested please call
Chair is also included
Looking at the gear the horse is wearing I would guess that the horse is owned by someone of latino decent. People that speak spanish call a saddle Silla, which also means chair in english. They don't have a different word for it. So they mean that the horse comes with a saddle.
     
    10-20-2011, 11:14 PM
  #1519
Started
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Originally Posted by MicKey73    
Fertile & Editable Duck Eggs For Sale

Sooo... are there baby ducks in there or no?
Not sure.. Don't know if they are edible either, but they are editable!
     
    10-21-2011, 02:15 PM
  #1520
Weanling
Horses For Sale

6 purebred Crabbet/Polish Arabian horses for sale.

2 Geldings
1 Stallion
3 Mares

All are 'teenagers' except one old foundation mare. They have been together as a herd all their lives. All are trained, but experienced horse handler is required. The Stallion has been trained for Western-style dressage.

--Trained in what? And I'm assuming the 3 mares are also probably in foal if the stallions a part of the herd...
     

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