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    11-07-2011, 05:17 PM
Here is one from DE. No price is listed but it made me chuckle a little...

14 yo barrel mare.QH/PAINT.not reg but she can turn some barrels.She loads clips ties stands for farrier and vet.She does wear front shoes.I have a 14year old girl who rides her she is my daughter and she does wonders wit her.Make meh an offer on her.Only selling bc my daughter wants a gelding instead of a mare.Awesome horse to a good home only. She does do game shoes to.
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    11-07-2011, 05:57 PM
Originally Posted by Shenandoah    
These are some of the oddest for-sale pictures I've seen...

Gorgeous Grulla 11 yr old Gelding! Lunares Line
It's the myspace angle shots! Basically pictures taken at the most flattering angle to take away from one's unflattering traits (like extra chunk). My husband says "All it's missing is the "duck face" (kissy face)"....
    11-07-2011, 06:02 PM
Originally Posted by DraftyAiresMum    
I've seen a lot of unstarted or greenbroke 8-10 year olds lately for some reason.
I think I might actually have an answer for this. People who bought or bred for that "kyoot foal" several years ago and have always just kept it as a pet can no longer afford to keep it as just a pet. So they either, a) spend as little money as possible putting just enough training on it to get it rideable so that they might be able to sell it, or b) they put the pet up for sale and it happens to get bought by someone who thinks they can make a profit on it so they buy it for $50, put 3 months worth of training on it and try to make a quick buck by re-selling it.

Judging from the ad, I would say it was likely option A. What really sent my suspicion meter to code red was that "He has been ridden in a round pen and is very willing to learn".

Seriously? He's been in training 3 months and only been ridden in the roundpen? Either he isn't nearly as willing to learn as they want you to believe or the trainer really isn't that much of a trainer.
    11-07-2011, 07:58 PM
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Sorrell Gelding (MUST SELL TODAY)

Sorrel gelding 8 years old and stands about 14.1 hands. Very catty and has alot of gas. Asking $1000 or best cash offer! He MUST SELL! I'm moving and there isn't room for all the horses and he's one that has to go. Horse has to go by end of the month. See attached pictures.

Hey look guys! He's 'catty' (what does that even mean) and he can fart like...ten times in a row! Especially with a nice big butt like that one. I've never met a horse that could fart before. That's some talent. Even better, he has to go by today. No wait. The end of the month. Today.

guess it just depends on how gassy he's being.

HORSE TAC - $165

hey looks! There are bridals, underbelly straps, and rains for sale!

**$$Exotic Horse$$** - $1250

OHMYGOSH you guys. I can't believe I actually found one! An intact, weeny-dog looking, skinny backyard CHESTNUT horse! I didn't even know these existed. Its a total steal to buy him for $1250. You don't know what you're missing.

looking to barter great danes (s) for riding horse

Have several to choose from, all females but one male. Crpped and uncropped, alll ages.
Can send pictures upon request, would prefer a gelding and no oler then 12.
Send pictures will reply within an hr.

I'm just wondering why she doesn't just ride the great danes?

Does your horse need exercise?

I am looking for a way to get some exercise by doing something I truly love - horseback riding. It occurred to me that there might be some horses also in need of a workout, especially if their college-aged kids are away.. I had been riding western pleasure ever since I was a kid and could lift a saddle. Before that, I rode bareback. When I married over 20yrs ago, I had to give up all of my horses and now my health is suffering for it. Anyone who rides a horse knows that you can't slouch while on horseback. We're living in an area where owning one is not possible, and I've talked to enough people to know that their horses don't get enough exercise.

If you have horses in or near Conroe, near the Woodlands or Magnolia, let's talk. It's definitely a win/win situation and I think your horse will enjoy it.

Thanks for looking!!

poor dear. She hasn't ridden in 20 years and now she's obese and has cancer...but its ok. She knows you can't slouch when you're riding, so she'll be fine once she's riding again and so will your horse! Totally win win.

For Sale/Trade = 4 year old beautiful mare

Beautiful White 14.5 Mare that has great ground work done on her and will not take much to ride her perfectly. She is 1/2 Arabian and 1/2 Quarter with a greatness within her. She will stand for farrier, take a saddle and snaffle bit, you can mount her and ride, but not neck ruinable yet, her ONLY flaw is she can be excitable, but that is the Arabian in her. She's too much horse for my 12 year old son and he likes to be able to ride all the horses we have. He's in 4-H and we are looking for a gelding that is ridable (preferable a horse that is older) or a young (year or less) stud colt. I would even consider a 3 horse trailer that is bumper pull. I will be out here today (11/6) and next weekend (11/11 - 11/13), please feel free to come and see her. Email me any reasonable offer or trade.

Well crap. She isn't neck ruinable ._.
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    11-07-2011, 08:31 PM
6 Year Old Grey Mare

For the low, low price of $1,500, you can get a grey mare that looks kinda cute in the faraway picture they have of her, but if you actually read the ad, you'll notice that while she's six years old, she's also unbroke, unregistered, and 14.3 (not that that's a bad thing, but I think generally more people want taller horses, right?). But she's easy to be around and very very pretty, so it's all good. (I'm no horse broker, but I've been perusing CL for ages, and I'd say MAYBE she's actually worth $500 around here.)
    11-07-2011, 09:41 PM
Originally Posted by Endiku    
She's too much horse for my 12 year old son and he likes to be able to ride all the horses we have. He's in 4-H and we are looking for a gelding that is ridable...a young (year or less) stud colt.
While I love a good dry sense of humor, I think you lost steam before you got to the best part of the last ad...her 12 year old who can't handle their existing mare wants a "ridable...young stud colt"???
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    11-07-2011, 10:09 PM
They're advertising this AQHA weanling stud as a halter prospect... and charging a pretty penny, too!

    11-07-2011, 10:47 PM
Besides being downhill which isn't a huge problem at this age, it would be nice to have a pic of him standing square so you could actually see how is legs are. OMG could you have two such opposite pictures of the same horse? How much are they asking for him?
    11-07-2011, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by egrogan    
While I love a good dry sense of humor, I think you lost steam before you got to the best part of the last ad...her 12 year old who can't handle their existing mare wants a "ridable...young stud colt"???
yes, I'm not sure I even read the entire thing.

I'm not sure what your problem is though, EVERYONE knows that all stud colts are great matches for young stud humans.
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    11-07-2011, 11:35 PM
On that pally, I'm thinking club foot on the right rear?
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