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    10-12-2010, 05:27 PM
16.1hh White 17 years old Arab filly, 700
If you look at the photo, won't let me post it here, it is blatantly a Welsh Sec A.

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    10-12-2010, 05:59 PM
Originally Posted by Lis    
16.1hh White 17 years old Arab filly, 700
If you look at the photo, won't let me post it here, it is blatantly a Welsh Sec A.

White Arab In Londonderry | Young Riders Eventer | For Sale
Bahahaha! Nice catch!
    10-12-2010, 07:15 PM
That's the smallest 16.1 h horse I've ever seen.....
    10-12-2010, 07:19 PM
And the oldest filly.
    10-12-2010, 08:01 PM
Green Broke
A 17 year old filly?
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    10-12-2010, 08:33 PM
I just put up this ad for my ducks.

2 lovely pekin ducks - Pets, livestock - Gumtree Sydney
    10-12-2010, 09:12 PM

DreamHorse.com Horse ID: 1588075 - Jimmy
See the "Notes" section, where people usually describe their horse...

    10-12-2010, 09:31 PM
Hahahah that's one complicated acronym
    10-12-2010, 09:48 PM
Originally Posted by corinowalk    
Heres one from my local craigslist. Can you find one thing *RIGHT* with this horse?!

I am selling my 19 years old brown AQHA registered 16 h.h. Gelding. I feel he deserves a home that can give him more attention than I do. I have owned him since he was 10 years old. All I had done with him was trail riding & barrel racing. He is a well-trained horse. He currently has navicular disease & a heart murmur. Because of that, he only can be ridden lightly. He also would make a good pasture buddy for your lonely horse. He is easy going with both genders.

He is up to date on shots, wormed & farrier. Because of his navicular disease, he is wearing specially made padded shoes on his front hooves. I had his teeth floated last fall. Since he is free pasture so I only do the floating every 2 or 3 years. They (the people that floated his teeth) all said the teeth were still in good shape with some, not much, work needing to be done. He is a cribber so he needs to wear the collar continually. He doesn't load well for me. He dislikes my trailer. But he loaded fine for his previous owner & a friend that borrowed him for a summer. So if he likes your trailer then he will loads fine for you. He will comes to you after you called for him, provided you bring treat or grain. He dislikes dogs but as long as they don't bother him, he won't bother them. He is free to a good home that already have a horse but no pasture buddy for their horse. Because I am deaf so email is preferred in order to communicate with me. I will email some pictures of Runner if you want to see it.

While I feel sorry for this horse...here is what I got
Heart Murmur
Doesn't like to be caught
Wont load
Hates Dogs
May have dental problems

Sounds like a reallllll gem!
So barrel racing is considered "riding lightly"? Sighh some people....also the deaf thing sounds fishy. Like he/she doesn't want to have to answer things on the spot....would rather email. Hmmm
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    10-12-2010, 09:54 PM
Originally Posted by My2Geldings    
You guys were killing me earlier, so all I could think about was going on to check out some adds. You guys have made my day...

"This horse is good on the trails. Current owner rides him in a western saddle and hackamore. He goes well in an english saddle and snaffle bit. He does require a boss. He is not thoroughbredish. He is more like a quarterhorse then a thoroughbred. He neck reins or two handed rides. Would make a suitable husband type horse. For more information call..."

hahhahahaha! I don't even know what to say about that add.

Lease opportunity. Why the heck would you ever write an add like this?
"I have a TB gelding who is 11 and 16.3 hands rides english, super bomb proof, can ride in halter and lead rope, or even just a rope although he doesnt neck rein very well. I am 22 years old right now and I just bought him a year ago, I have college and work and don't really have the time to WORK him like I need to, Or take him out as much as he deserves. This lease would be for up to 3 days a week for $160.

You are welcome to ride him however you like. He jumps a little (used to course 3') but he's honestly more of a trail/ pleasure horse, plus he's gotten a little fat and lazy haha. I'm at a private boarding facility that doesnt really have any people who show or crazy snobby people, it is super quiet, and has access to poway trail system.

He is a GOOD boy, can be a little testy but if you're are a legit intermediate rider he's a piece of cake. If you'd like to come on up and test ride him i'd be cool with that... dont worry I'm not one of those people who like to judge/critique you on how you ride. As long as you can keep a horse between you and the ground.

My ideal person for him would be someone a little like me who rides a little english, a little western, and a whole lot of bareback- whose idea of a good ride is cantering on trail or jumping fun 2' jumps in the arena. Someone light hearted and down-to-earth who doesnt want to show but wants a horse with that potential. Preferably over 18 years old. I would like an intermediate rider or an advanced beginner just because he can get a little hot when you let him run a little too fast. Price is negotiable for the RIGHT rider!!!

So if this sounds like you and you want a drama free lease and a charming horse with an extremely, dorky personality to ride then this is your chance!"
So is she posting a professional add? Or is this a note to a classmate? And I thought he was a good beginner horse, so is she suddenly saying that he can get a "little"hot, after she's already said he is lazy?....I'm confused.
At the end there it sounded a little like he was writin' his profile on match.com.....""someone light hearted and down to earth" lmao
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