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        12-06-2011, 09:44 PM
      #1901
    Weanling
    Probably ... the individual has 3 ads in my area. One for a black mare,one for a pony and one for a foal. All say the samething
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        12-06-2011, 09:51 PM
      #1902
    twh
    Weanling
    Oh, wow. I hadn't seen the one Perchies had already posted.

    I wonder what those people are up to.
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        12-07-2011, 11:22 AM
      #1903
    Weanling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by twh    
    Oh, wow. I hadn't seen the one Perchies had already posted.

    I wonder what those people are up to.
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    Haha maybe they r just trying to embarass their daughter into submission I don't think they r going to get any real interest in the horses with that kind of add....i sure wouldnt want to go see a horse in the middle of a family brawl.... "jerry, jerry, jerry!" hehe comes to mind.
         
        12-07-2011, 11:42 PM
      #1904
    Started
    wish I knew what the rest of him looked like... especially if he's being advertised as possibly being a good stud!



    lots of spots - $500 (woodbine ga)

    Date: 2011-12-02, 8:09PM EST
    Reply to: sale-z4bh4-2700778553@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


    Beautiful tri colored appy colt for sale 2yrs old and groundwork finished, ready to start your way, beautiful mover and gorgeous
    For dressage horse or as a stud for breeding. 912-XXX-XXXX
    • Location: woodbine ga
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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        12-07-2011, 11:53 PM
      #1905
    Trained
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MicKey73    
    Why is this child on the horse's head?



    dual purpose performance pony and babysitter - $1900 (NW Tucson)

    Date: 2011-12-04, 1:55PM MST
    Reply to: sale-we9vd-2735766916@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


    13.3 HH 12 year old Paint Pony Mare- NOT marish

    Knows barrel and poles patterns

    Jumps courses consistently

    Good trail pony

    Has been ridden by 7 year old children and adult seniors at beginner level. She is very forgiving and tolerant. More like small horse than pony- very proportionate.

    Will consider reasonable offers

    I am happy to answer any if not all of your questions you may have- please feel free to call 520-XXXXXXX
    • Location: NW Tucson
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    OMG! I saw that ad and thought it needed to be posted on here, but was too lazy to do it! Lol
         
        12-08-2011, 02:49 PM
      #1906
    Foal
    Lol your comment about 1/4 horse and then the other is 3/4 cow made my day
         
        12-11-2011, 12:06 AM
      #1907
    Weanling
    I saw this one on another forum and thought it was too good not to post. Enjoy!

    Quote:
    Konichiwa compadres. Are you looking for the most kick-*** horse that ever lived? If so, look no further. You found him. I’m a 15-year-old professional packer with experience at bad-*** barns in the United States of AMERICA. That’s right! I graduated from Penn National racetrack, and moved to NYC at the tender age of five. After deciding that New York was a ragin’ stink hole, I moved back to Pennsylvania to cultivate more professional experience on the A circuit. Why? So I can pack your *** around the show ring and not have to post **** like this on Craigslist.

    Anyway, so I lost my job in the recession and I have no clue where to live. Honestly, I’ve got three weeks of board left, so I don’t give a rats behind if I have to sleep in your round pen.

    A bit about me: I’m respectful, quiet, clean and I won’t touch any of your ****. If you leave a bucket of oats outside my stall at night, I’m just like, “Sweet Jesus, I better not mess with this ****, because it’s not mine.”

    I’m never lame. I don’t eat much. I’m always ready to work. Heck. I’ll even do ALL THE WORK for you. That’s right! My dad is an international champion and taught me everything there is to know about show jumping. I’ll memorize the course, make ridiculously tight turns, and jump at least six inches higher than the jump. I’ll make you look like a ******* superstar. EVERY. SINGLE. CLASS.

    Don’t want to run at jumps? That’s FANTASTIC! I’ll canter on the slowest 12’ stride you ever imagined and find the distances for you. Imagine all the ribbons you’ll win!

    Do you like trail rides? I LOVE TRAIL RIDES. I can ride the **** out of trails. Water, ditches, gates. Whatever. You want to go there. It’s my life’s mission to take you. Or we don’t have to go on a trail ride ever. It’s completely UP TO YOU!

    A lot of people ask me, “Hey, you’re a Thoroughbred. Are you bat **** crazy?” And, the answer to that question is, no. I’m not crazy. I’m not even judgmental. I LOVE PEOPLE. I want to help human beings for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion, sexual preference, or personal hygiene. Pretty cool right?

    I own almost nothing! Last I checked, I had a halter and lead rope with my name on it. I have one pair of shoes. You can HAVE THEM. See?! I’m the most considerate horse you’ve ever met. I’m offering to give you things already!

    Am I interested in your barn? You bet my nomadic *** I am! I only require a bit of grass, four fences, water and a tree to shelter me from the elements. Anything beyond that will be considered a bonus.

    I’m taking being a show horse to the next level. Email me! I’ll hook you up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of Pony Club trophies and a list of the top 10 things I’d like to eat before I die. If you want a next-generation horse that consistently blows your mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I’ll give you the ride of your life.
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        12-11-2011, 12:56 AM
      #1908
    Trained
    Okay, this isn't necessarily a "dumb" ad because this is actually Aires' half-sister. She is a week or two younger than he is (his birthday is May 7). Yes, she is THAT butt-high (we're guessing her butt is at least 16.2-16.3hh right now, while her withers are stuck at about 15.2hh). She is on level ground in the arena in that pic. She was determined as "sound for light trail riding" by the vet. She is dumber than dirt, but a total sweetheart. But $1600? Really? I paid $1600 for Aires and he's been worth every penny (worth more, in fact), but I can honestly say most people wouldn't take Piper for free.

    Percheron/Quarter Cross Filly
    Piper is a Percheron/Quarter Cross Filly, 2 yrs old and going to be 3 in May 2012. This Filly is halter broke and ready for a saddle. She is sweet and easy. She was rescued out of Canada and has been with us since she was 4 months old. She is current on shots and worming. One foot is slightly turned out, otherwise she is sound. Contact Granite Mt. Stables @ 928-771-9551.

    • Location: Prescott
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
         
        12-11-2011, 01:09 AM
      #1909
    Trained
    The last three pics in this ad made me cringe. Small child barefoot, with no helmet, and bareback trotting in the second pic. TWO SMALL CHILDREN barefoot with no helmets out on a road (it looks like) in the second pic.

    Trail Safe Pony
    Super quiet gelding suitable to carry any size, very stout and strong with good hooves and a sure foot, very nice ride, smooth walk, trot and canter. Rides out with others or alone. No spook
    Good Christmas price $1200

    See more at Horses For Sale - *

    • Location: Queen Creek
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
         
        12-11-2011, 04:24 PM
      #1910
    Yearling
    Yearling Red Roan Stud
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    That is a weird looking picture. He looks so unproportional!
         

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