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    12-13-2011, 08:17 PM
Originally Posted by hisangelonly    
Pregnant Jersey Heifer will make great family cow
Not a horse, but its in the same section. This is terrible. :(. They want $1300 for her. And she's pregnant. Not good
I paid $3000 back in the day for heifer, in calf. But dairymaid had papers.
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    12-13-2011, 09:50 PM
Originally Posted by hisangelonly    
Yep look at that pretty dun mare haha.
I emailed her saying she's not dun, she said she copied it from her other ad of her dun horse and forgot to change the color, lol.
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    12-13-2011, 11:30 PM
Green Broke
Morgen for every thing (Deer Park)

Date: 2011-12-13, 10:30AM PST
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

1997 bay mear have pappers not reg. 15hh spirited, her skills are she pulls cart, games, barrel races, pole bends, hunter jumping won second, trail rides. She will go throgh water, over bridges or most any thing. She bathes, leads, loads, trailers, good in the stall. She will not buck, kick or bite. She loves chasing cows, and moves off your legs good ,terns grate, would do good at dressage. This little mear is a worker and is always looking fr a job when you get on, when you giv her a job she gets it down aloght faster then most. Becuase she is a worker she's not the best trail horse but she's grate when your in the mountins, or when theres an obstical in front of her. Call ********** asking $5000. Or best offer
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So much bad spelling... and obviously if a horse chases cows, moves off your leg, and "terns grate" that they would do good at dressage?!? Where is that logic?
Makes me think that this horse is either
1) a wonder-horse
2) a jack of all trades, master of none
More than likely, number two.

Not to mention that one of the listed "skills" is trails, and then states that she isn't a good trail horse unless you are in the mountains or having to jump over things.

And I have very little experience in jumping, but it seems to me that the "morgen maer" may not have cleared the jump in the top right picture...
    12-13-2011, 11:40 PM
The poles of the jump almost clash with the lines of the wall. I think she looks pretty good jumping, nice clean tuck and back legs look like they took off evenly, and she cleared the jump with a good bit to spare. Cute mare but not worth 5k in this area.

Edit: You said top right picture.. It's reformatted on here so they're all in a straight line. It does look like she didn't clear (or barely cleared) the jump in that second picture...
    12-13-2011, 11:47 PM
Originally Posted by BCtazzie    
I paid $3000 back in the day for heifer, in calf. But dairymaid had papers.
but she's so skinny :( they shouldnt have bred such an unhealthy cow. They could at least feed her.
    12-13-2011, 11:48 PM
Originally Posted by lucky2008    
I emailed her saying she's not dun, she said she copied it from her other ad of her dun horse and forgot to change the color, lol.
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oh haha. Yeah I was like "wait that's not a dun. Or even close "
    12-13-2011, 11:53 PM
SunnyDraco: those people don't know how to spell! Wow! That is bad haha. If she's only a good trail horse when theres something to jump, then she's not a good trail horse . Everytime they try to say "mare", they spell it mear, so we know its not an innocent typo. And whats a morgen? Haha. ( I know its morgan). That's ridiculous. If you want to sell a horse for $5000, at least spell like the horse is worth that much
    12-14-2011, 12:24 AM
Is it just me, or should the word preceding "prospect" in a horse ad be a word that describes what that horse is a prospect TO BECOME? Like a dressage prospect, trail prospect, etc.? It drives me NUTS when I see ads that say things like "gelding prospect" (unless it's currently a crappy stud, I suppose), "Quarter Horse prospect" or "dappled grey prospect." No specific examples now, but I see examples of this particular word and it seems to be a case of "That word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
    12-14-2011, 12:40 AM
I guess its a "enter random word here__" prospect
    12-14-2011, 01:23 AM
Green Broke
5 Year old Chestnut Paint Gelding Horse - $950 ( )

Date: 2011-12-13, 1:43PM PST
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Great Horse Papered My Father Has cancer can't take care of him and wants to sell this 5 Year old Paint Horse 15 hands high Quarter horse Head

Peaball, Very gentle call for more info***-******* please no emails Asking $950 or best offer
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Mostly confused by what a "Peaball" is, or is that the gelding's name? I am really wondering... I am also confused about the complete lack of commas and periods to seperate one word from the other.

And this next one, "supposed to be broke to ride"? Excuse me, but what is THAT supposed to mean? As if I want to put a kid on a mini stallion and find out myself? Hahaha

Cute Mini stallion

Not a "dumb" horse ad, but perhaps an actual RARE, realistic horse wanted ad?

babysitter pony wanted

How can anyone think an old injury gets "better with riding"? Did the vet tell her this, a know-it-all-but-really-doesn't-person, or was this something the last owner told her?

Free older paint horse mare ()

Date: 2011-12-12, 1:35PM PST
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

She is good for light riding only as she has an old injury which gets better with riding, I was told.

Please e-mail for pics and details...
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PostingID: 2749740538

Not a dumb ad either, but I thought I would share how absolutely adorable a baby mini donkey is... Now I want one under my tree this year, so CUTE! Too bad they grow up. LOL

***Merry X-Mas Mini Donkeys *** - $500 ()

Date: 2011-12-11, 1:12PM PST
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

Priced for Christmas!!! Registered Show / Breeders quality Baby Mini Donkey for Sale. Born May 2011 and only 20" Tall at birth. Perfect bite and straight legs. Imprinted and handled since birth. Already dips head into halter and picks up all 4 feet. Her color appears to be Brown / Gray Dun with a star on her forehead. Weaned and ready to go at $1000 Also mature pet quility Brown Dun Jenny. Very hands on. Would make a great pet for kids.Will sale for $500. ***Both girls together for $1300*** Can be seen at my web-site *************** or call (***)***-**** before 8 PM
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