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post #221 of 7202 Old 10-26-2010, 10:13 PM
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This one is not the dumb at all and I really like this horse, just not sure how far he is from me and the whole head thing, but... Anyway, the video was funny, watch the whole thing. I thought it was kind of cute and I must say they really tried and did a good job.






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Ok folks,GREAT!! GREAT!!#1 This horse is great! For beginners , he is sweet and attentive and caring , a lot of non experienced people have been on him , he is all shots up, he baths, loads and trims, he has no bad habits in field or barn , he is more afraid of you , he is nice to have in anyones barn, he would make a nice lesson horse because of his hieght, he goes english or western , come try him out , he will not be sold for less than 800 , you can borad him here in winter for 175, in summer 125 , He will make a nice family horse 800 already broke and trained people and great on trails, little girl is riding him with just halter and leads and never rode before , see how ell he does, he does test her by saying please give me more lead he likes his head down Cross Creek tells no lies. ,you can get saddle outfit for 350. Like new with bridle breast collar and pad all matching , with ostrich seat, it is a lite wieght saddle for trails
GENERAL is For Sale Location waterloo, Indiana BirthdateMarch 1996 BreedArabian Gender Gelding ColorGrey Height15.2 hands Asking Price$800 (US)Weight900 poundsRegisteredEYGPTIAN ARABIANDisciplinesYouth; Western Riding; Trail Horse; Playday; Lesson Horse; English Pleasure; 4-H;
That child is riding in Tennis shoes with her foot halfway through the stirrup!! Who are these people??
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post #222 of 7202 Old 10-26-2010, 10:14 PM Thread Starter
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Wow, the English sucks, and her ad isn't very easy to read, and get the information you want from it. And 10 bucks to just brush out a mane and tail and do nothing else. I remembered a post I found on craigslist a while ago. Nothing to do with horses, but this person posted that they were watching after their friends chickens, and the eggs hatched. The post was basically this: My friends chicks hatched and I don't know what to do. The mom is being a bad mom, she's not nursing the chicks, so I separated them, and am trying to feed them formula but they won't drink. One already died, because it was cold, so I put them in a box on top of the stove with the oven on, I know a lot about chickens, so I know that you shouldn't put them in the oven, but please help, I need to get them eating.
I did a serious face palm after reading that post. I never knew that chicks nursed lol. I guess we learn something new every day.
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post #223 of 7202 Old 10-26-2010, 10:32 PM
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I think I would rescind her college degree (if she ever finished). Obviously she didn't attend English class - in high school either. You just can't make this stuff up.


Horse Trainer (TR)

Date: 2010-10-26, 7:32PM EDT
Reply to: sale-wzfv5-2027457459@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

If your in need for an experance horse trainer
Than im your Girl. I have went to college for horse training, English and western riding, equine breeding management, Co barn management, and I did a half of a semester in equine massage therapy
I can also clip, braid, wash, pull manes and I can show groom too
My prices are as followed
First horse rode is 10
The second third and so on is 5
Training is 20 dollars an hour per horse. So if you have two horses its 40 dollars after the first two its 10 dollars
Horse washing is 20 for the first horse 10 after the first
Combing out mane and tails is 10 for the first 5 after wards I do use my own supplies
If you have any questions please let me know Thanks


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ooooh that has to be one of my pet hates , if you want my money you can at least appear to be properly educated &/or Professional .

I have had a similar thing happen with a un named Fresian stud . After watching an interveiw of the owner on the stud DVD they sent me I could not bring my self to pay for their services no matter how nice their horses seemed.
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post #224 of 7202 Old 11-11-2010, 06:28 PM
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Ok, this ad is offering several horses for sale, but I wanted to look at the services they are selling -LESSONS-

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"Our program helps prepare possible horse owners for ownership. We offer affordable lessons or people to learn how to ride and be safe around horses. We will teach anything from recreational trail riding to show jumping or dressage and even western pleasure."

Okay that doesn't sound too bad right? Well... have a look at the picture that ges along with the ad!



Really? REALLY?
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post #225 of 7202 Old 11-11-2010, 06:40 PM
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Ok, this ad is offering several horses for sale, but I wanted to look at the services they are selling -LESSONS-

Quote from the post:

"Our program helps prepare possible horse owners for ownership. We offer affordable lessons or people to learn how to ride and be safe around horses. We will teach anything from recreational trail riding to show jumping or dressage and even western pleasure."

Okay that doesn't sound too bad right? Well... have a look at the picture that ges along with the ad!



Really? REALLY?
....No boots , not helmet *** Sigh***
That's real safe *Pfft*

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post #226 of 7202 Old 11-11-2010, 06:55 PM
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not to mention the toes (housed in tennis shoes) pointed straight down and stuffed as deep as they can go into the stirrups, plow reining in a shank bit... Sign me up!! It's only $30 a lesson!
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post #227 of 7202 Old 11-11-2010, 09:00 PM
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Ok nothing wrong with this ad necessarily but I just had to post because LOOK WHAT HIS NAME IS lol!!!!! Can you imagine going into a show and having them announce that??? This made me smile! :)

Captain Underwear, Xtra nice gaited colt - $2000 (NW or Cincinnati)

Date: 2010-11-06, 9:51PM EDT
Reply to: sale-sfkj7-2046512996@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



Captain Underwear is a very nice two yr old TWH/Rocky cross. He's well started under saddle and recently won a first and a second place at his first show. He is naturally gaited and has a huge over stride. Captain Underwear is curious on the trail and usually walks up to things that lots of horses shy from... no spook, bolt and run away in this guy. I have found that curiosity in a horse is a sign of intelligence. Captain Underwear is an extremely handsome fella. See pic below. Underwear has a great personality and attitude. He has never had any soundness or illness issues. He is going to be a big guy when he gets done growing. He's currently 15 hands and should mature to 15.2 or 15.3.

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post #228 of 7202 Old 11-12-2010, 08:21 AM
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^Haha I like the name.

I just saw a stallion for sale that was a "crimyped orchid"
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post #229 of 7202 Old 11-12-2010, 08:59 AM
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Ok, this ad is offering several horses for sale, but I wanted to look at the services they are selling -LESSONS-

Quote from the post:

"Our program helps prepare possible horse owners for ownership. We offer affordable lessons or people to learn how to ride and be safe around horses. We will teach anything from recreational trail riding to show jumping or dressage and even western pleasure."

Okay that doesn't sound too bad right? Well... have a look at the picture that ges along with the ad!



Really? REALLY?
Not to mention an add with english so poor, I had to re-read it twice to make sense of it.
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post #230 of 7202 Old 11-12-2010, 11:18 AM
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TW Horse - $2050

11 year old Tennessee Walking Horse. Bay gelding. He has a big motor and likes to go, go, go, so he is not for an inexperienced rider. He leads, loads, clips, baths, ties. He rides western the best. He neck reins better than pull rein. He can do a 360 turn on the haunches on a dime! Thanks for looking. Cell: ### are located in ####



I didn't know horses had motors! Why didn't anyone tell me!

Turning on a dime? When riding he can suddenly stop and do a neat little turn and bolt. That's surely what they meant.
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