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post #2801 of 7202 Old 03-08-2012, 02:42 PM
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http://manitoba.kijiji.ca/c-pets-livestock-for-sale-Buy-him-now-or-we-will-be-outside-breeding-him-in-2013-W0QQAdIdZ360494571

Not for sale, but srsly? "We will stand him to only select outside mares as we want to keep QUALITY in the breed."

Um, then how about you stop THREATENING to breed completely unproven and untrained TWO year olds if someone won't pay your outrageously inflated price?!

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post #2802 of 7202 Old 03-08-2012, 08:39 PM
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Umm, this is not a trailer I would use...
Horse Trailer

What is a stall person?!?

Stall Person Needed (Spokane)
We are looking for stall person for a growing barn Reliable transportation required horse experience is important please email your experience and references


And this one...

Grulla appy mare, stunning makings! Trail horse - $450 (Spokane)

Super good mare, trail broke but needs more miles under saddle, she needs feet worked on, stands for farrier.. She stands tied, loads, leads, very easy keeper ! No feed needed.

Level headed girl, not alpha but not bottom..

$450

Can text pics.. Contact for more info.

Location: Spokane
It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


You could save a fortune on a horse that never needs any feed!
On that first one, we have several horse trailers like that in use in my area.

On the second one, pretty sure they mean they need someone to clean stalls, just didn't know how to word it.

And on the last one, I think they mean she doesn't need any SPECIAL feed (like grain or anything).

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http://manitoba.kijiji.ca/c-pets-livestock-for-sale-Buy-him-now-or-we-will-be-outside-breeding-him-in-2013-W0QQAdIdZ360494571

Not for sale, but srsly? "We will stand him to only select outside mares as we want to keep QUALITY in the breed."

Um, then how about you stop THREATENING to breed completely unproven and untrained TWO year olds if someone won't pay your outrageously inflated price?!
I've seen MANY "breeders" who think that bloodlines are everything and that their breeding horses (and dogs) don't have to do anything but have good names in their pedigrees. Unfortunately, even good horses can throw bad progeny.

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post #2803 of 7202 Old 03-08-2012, 09:50 PM
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Poor thing. Just the way he's riding her makes me cringe.

ARABIAN MARE

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post #2804 of 7202 Old 03-08-2012, 09:53 PM
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Poor thing. Just the way he's riding her makes me cringe.

ARABIAN MARE
Oh jeez the poor thing.... I wish I had the money to take her.
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post #2805 of 7202 Old 03-08-2012, 09:54 PM
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You and me both, Tianimalz.

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post #2806 of 7202 Old 03-08-2012, 10:13 PM
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She looks very young, and they guy on her back has his stirrups way too short! It also looks like they are forcing her nose in the air, do they think this is how they should carry themselves?!? Poor little girl, dumb owners.
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post #2807 of 7202 Old 03-08-2012, 10:18 PM
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Poor thing. Just the way he's riding her makes me cringe.

ARABIAN MARE
Not that it makes it any better, but I think that's a bitless bridle (i'm not wearing my glasses so not sure!) so at least he probably isn't sawing on her mouth, but nevertheless it must be painful for her neck :(

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post #2808 of 7202 Old 03-08-2012, 10:20 PM
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Not that it makes it any better, but I think that's a bitless bridle (i'm not wearing my glasses so not sure!) so at least he probably isn't sawing on her mouth, but nevertheless it must be painful for her neck :(
Looks like just a halter and some rope to me, the little mare looks so well mannered and patient under all that bad handling. I really do wish I could take her.
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post #2809 of 7202 Old 03-08-2012, 10:22 PM
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It always kills me to see ads like that and know that I can't help :(

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LOL I LOVE this thread!! here's a good one that I just found!
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Rawl - Gypsy Vanner Horse Buckskin Filly

Price: $1,000
Breed: Gypsy Vanner
Gender: Filly
Color: Buckskin
Markings: jumping
Foal Date: 2/5/1998
Height: 13.2 (hh)
Weight: 67
Temperament: 2 (1=Calm, 10=Hot)
Disciplines: N/A
Attributes: All-Around Champion
Registration: N/A
Coggin Tested: Yes - Expiration Date: 1/1/1900
Sire: N/A
Dam: N/A
Contact: Contact Via Email
Number: N/A
Website: N/A
Location: XXXXXXX, XX

Description: Do you want a stallion to be part of your family ? A stallion that all the family can have fun with one all the family can ride safe to put your children on bareback can be climbed on by beginner from a bucket in the field take out for the day with the family loads himself onto a trailer comes into the house has been known to produce more filly foals than colts. This is the best horses one can ever find. If interested mail back as soon as possible.
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Since when is a filly a stallion?? I didn't know that jumping was a marking! ...and buckskin? Really? ...not to mention that the poor horse is only 67 pounds... Nice expiration date on the coggins test, too! No comment on the description
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