This reminds me of the time we where in Iowa and my brother was trying to hit on this chick. He kept telling her how much he loves Kansas, and how great Kansas is, and if she really likes it here in Kansas.
He shut up when she said, "Sir, this is Iowa."
Then when I was waiting for my little brothers outside the restroom. Guy calls in, "Hey kids, your moms out here waiting for ya!"
I was 13.
Onto Craigslist...
""Baby" is a beautiful stout stand up 9 year old mare. LOTS OF SHAPE"
SHAME YOU FORGOT TO MENTION WHICH SHAPE.
This one was a real kicker:
Nice looking 19 yr old AQHA mare anyone can ride. She's perfect in parades, is great on the trail and in the arena and has a nice handle. She is NOT "mare-ish" and gets along well with other horses. She is a very easy keeper and is 100% sound. This mare has lots of years left . She is UTD on shots and worming and I just had her teeth floated in the spring. We bought my 8 yr old daugher a new barrel horse and so we need to sell this one. She has ridden this mare for two years.
She's only asking
$1600.
"I have a really nice black and white paint foxtrotter mare for sale. She is 8 yrs old and about 16 hands.
I got her about 2 yrs ago and she is so sweet.
She does have a foot issue that requires shoes on the front but my farrier says she should be fine with shoes.
I got her from a 13 yr old girl who rode her at fun shows doing poles and such. She has also been in parades.
She loves attentions, stands well, lunges, picks up all feet with no problem, gets along well with other horses, likes kids.
Has nice foxtrot and will move out when asked. Has not been riden much in last year--I've been focusing on my gelding--but rides right off when you get on her."
Has a foot issue. A very expensive foot issue, so I'm not going to tell you what it is.
The real quirks haven't come outta the woodwork around here just yet, let the weather cool off a bit and Craigslist will be
flooded.